STL 58 - Ecology and External Assistance
Stellar Firma
Park Tom
5.0 • 878 Ratings
🗓️ 22 January 2021
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
Episode 58 - Ecology and External Assistance
The client, Goral Throgmar of the Construct-A-Creature corporation, is requesting legal assistance due to mounting complaints against them for creating “monstrosities” that are “killing people”. The bailiffs are on the way to take their eyes.
Management Consultants’ advice: lie about your address, reframe the debate, corporate bonding monstrosity, be a turgid plant, utilise the googly eyes, hot slap pyramid.
Content Warning for:
- Emotional abuse
- Bullying/taunting
- Shouting
- Emotional manipulation & gaslighting
- Discussions of: body horror (including animal)
- Mentions of: murder, alcohol consumption, plastic surgery, animal attack, eye trauma (threatened), physical violence, injury, arson.
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| 0:00.0 | Special thanks to Adam Honeyman. Never give a sucker and even break. |
| 0:03.2 | Break their bones in irregular places. It makes it more exciting for the medical team. Rusty Quill presents Stella Fermar. Oh, Oh, where are they? They're going to be early. |
| 0:55.0 | Where are they? They're going to be early. |
| 1:00.0 | What, something happened? Oh, come on, just turn up now! |
| 1:09.0 | This hasn't worked the last 458 attempts. |
| 1:13.0 | Were it to work now, it would be sheer coincidence. |
| 1:16.0 | Turn up now! |
| 1:18.0 | Turn up! |
| 1:20.0 | Save it! |
| 1:21.0 | Save it! |
| 1:22.0 | David! Oh, Nola, right. |
| 1:25.0 | Hello. |
| 1:26.0 | Hello? |
| 1:27.0 | Do you, um, hi? |
| 1:28.0 | Hey, did you, did you want to, um, yes, did you want to, um, yes, did you read the leaflets? Yes, no, get down down come on quick quick get in get in look |
| 1:35.6 | oh yeah so sorry there aren't any chairs I don't think it's just it's just all |
| 1:40.3 | walls I don't know how to get anything out but look seriously okay I I need your help |
| 1:44.6 | and we need to we need to get it we need to get this done before Trexel turns up I don't |
| 1:48.7 | why were you so late what happened perhaps for narrative suspense? Right, yes. |
| 1:54.0 | I've spent a lot of time in the vents, yes, but not perhaps in this particular area. |
| 1:59.0 | So some may say I got lost. |
| 2:02.0 | You got lost. Okay. |
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