STL 70 - Self-Assessment and Self-Advancement
Stellar Firma
Park Tom
5.0 • 878 Ratings
🗓️ 16 April 2021
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
Episode 70 - Self-Assessment and Self-Advancement
Line Manager Hartro Piltz conducts an entirely impartial self-assessment of the team to ascertain how well they think they have done. The results may shock you - or not - but regardless, all assessments are final once signed off by a line manager.
Content Warning for:
- Alcohol use & alcoholism
- Bullying/taunting
- Emotional abuse
- Emetophobia (inc SFX)
- Discussion of: break-ins, unsafe consumption, childhood trauma
- Mentions of: fire & immolation, death, blood, electrocution, toilet humour
- SFX: shouting, static
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
Bathin: Travis McElroy
Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle Snow
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
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| 0:00.0 | Rusty Quillill presents Stella Fermere. Oh, I wonder what Hartra's going to bring him in next. |
| 0:55.0 | Maybe it's some sort of ladder with a net at the top and a barrel full of space cats and maybe there's a bottle of rum sort of stuffed |
| 1:08.2 | down as gully or some sort of moisture bath that's been electrified and he's just in the bottom |
| 1:17.7 | juddering about shouting David David please. You get in there, Trexel, you hop in there and you, you can't, you... |
| 1:29.0 | You can't... |
| 1:30.0 | I'm not quite funny. |
| 1:31.0 | No, I've rolled you in that rug and you will just lay there like a tube of doom and I want you to think about what you've done. |
| 1:40.0 | A tube of doom? I'm a tube of potential and if you squeeze me into your mouth I'll make your teeth shiny, shiny with opportunity. |
| 1:46.5 | David, give me a chance. |
| 1:47.5 | David, do you know what I found him? |
| 1:49.5 | Oh, in a rug? |
| 1:51.3 | That's my rug. Oh, in a rug? That's my rug. Oh, in your bedroom? Yes. Yes! |
| 1:57.0 | Yes! |
| 1:58.0 | Oh dear, it seems we've stumbled upon the creepiest option. |
| 2:01.6 | I found a way in. |
| 2:03.6 | I finally found a way in. |
| 2:05.4 | You can't expunge all the vent records, |
| 2:07.6 | hearto. |
| 2:08.2 | I found a way in and I found. |
| 2:10.5 | A drinks cabinet clag, glag, and there she found me. Blotto on the floor, |
| 2:15.9 | absence everywhere, so much cremed a month, your sheets will smell like mint until you die. |
| 2:21.3 | He touched my things. David Seven, he was in my chamber, he was in my habitat. |
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