STL 59 - Censuses and Couplets

Stellar Firma

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Sci Fi Comedy, Performing Arts, Fiction, Improv, Space, Comedy, Funny, Arts, Science Fiction, Sci Fi

5.0 • 878 Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2021

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

Episode 59 - Censuses and Couplets

The Client Corthinos the Perplexed of the Placaters of Planetary Puzzles is requesting assistance due to the increasingly puzzling planets created by Stellar Firma Ltd. making it impossible to placate their deeply confused owners.

Management Consultants’ advice: deploy the Puzzlemaster, bake the active yeast, eat the chard, designatory japes, bring the knowledge bus pass, PUZZLEDOG!, pack your jorts, embarrass your way to success, hide things in hair, eat the pretzel of death.

Content Warning for:

Emotional abuse
Bullying / taunting
Alcoholism
Discussions of: arson & burns
Mentions of: childhood trauma, death & mass mortality, explosions, suggested animal death, self-harm & needles, self-recrimination.

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Maddy Searle

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX: unfa, JarredGibb, ftpalad, aabbccddee, sirTmoney & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

Additional music:

Stay The Course by Kevin MacLeod

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hi everyone, it's Imogen, the voice of Imogen from Stella Firma.
0:04.0	Today I'm here to tell you about Ostium, a podcast launched on the RQ network.
0:09.0	Ostium is an adventure sci-fi fantasy podcast set in the mysterious and thrilling town of Ostium
0:16.4	where some doors should not be opened.
0:19.1	Follow Jake Fisher who discovers the secret and abandoned town of Ostium in the far reaches of Northern California.
0:26.0	When he eventually gets inside Ostium, he learns that the town is filled with many doors,
0:31.0	each with its own specific number.
0:33.4	None of the doors will open for him, until he starts with the first door.
0:38.3	It opens and begins a journey that will take him far away from his normal life through many more doors
0:44.0	leading to different places in time and space.
0:47.0	Search for the Osteum Podcast wherever you get your podcasts
0:51.0	or go to Osteum Podcast.com or rustyquil.com for more information.
0:55.7	Have fun and see you later.
0:58.0	Special thanks to quilmya. If you can't find a fault, make a fault.
1:02.0	Then pretend it's their fault. Rusty Quillill presents Stella Firm.
1:17.0	Rusty Quill presents Stella Ferma. Oh, yeah. Historical census data
1:54.8	data. Caution high levels of file corruption only partial information recovered.
1:58.8	Not much about clones in here.
2:02.4	Claims would not be counted in census data because...
2:05.0	Yes, because clones aren't people, you wouldn't count hammers in a census, thank you.
2:09.0	Yes, I get it.
2:10.0	I am trying to help you.
	...

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