STL 68 - Slides and Sass

Stellar Firma

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Sci Fi Comedy, Performing Arts, Fiction, Improv, Space, Comedy, Funny, Arts, Science Fiction, Sci Fi

5.0 • 878 Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2021

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

Episode 68 - Slides and Sass

Count Eugenia Rutalowska of the Count's Corporeal Carpet Cleaning Company needs assistance due to a logistical mishap i.e. instead of carpet cleaner they now have cabernet.

Management Consultants’ advice: sass, backchat, no brain socks, mean puppets, nude hands, onesies only, give glove puppets a chance, competitive hate, pop up bar experience, cabernet clubhouse, mash pope, canyams, reward slides.

Content Warning for:

Emotional abuse
Bullying/taunting
Alcohol & alcoholism
Violence & injury
Vicarious embarrassment.
Discussion of: death, poisoning, self-recrimination.
Mentions of: trauma (inc. childhood trauma), gambling, guns.
SFX: sobbing, high pitched sounds, bells.

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

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I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle Snow

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

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0:00.0	Special thanks to Sadie Moon, never pay for goods up front, or on delivery, ideally avoid paying anyone ever. Rusty Quill presents Stella Ferma. Oh, Oh, okay. David Seven. There we go. I was here, I'm here. Are we less late? We're less late.
1:06.3	No, I think you're roughly about exactly the same amount of late as you usually are.
1:09.6	David 7, are we less late? I don't... We're less late.
1:14.0	But by a few seconds, yes, maybe.
1:15.0	Oohoo!
1:17.0	Yeah.
1:18.0	Where's Trexel?
1:19.0	Oh, let me catch my breath.
1:21.0	Oh, yeah.
1:22.0	Oh, yeah. Oh. So. be good
1:23.2	so where's trexel? Oh he's he's in that slide there right and is he's in that slide there right and
1:29.9	he is he coming down at all like you see is he stuck in there or is it just like a really long slide?
1:35.6	It's a really long intricate swarily slide and he's somewhere between the top at that ladder there.
1:42.6	Okay, right, that is a big...
1:44.6	I could close the door and crush the pipe if you would like.
1:47.6	Just a suggestion.
1:48.8	He's getting, he's getting closer.
1:50.6	This is a long...
1:51.6	This is a long, long slop.
1:53.6	Oh, again again, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1:57.3	the tracks will come back.
1:58.3	Now he's going again.
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