STL 69 - Posturing and Proliferation
Stellar Firma
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🗓️ 9 April 2021
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
Episode 69 - Posturing and Proliferation
Alisón Prince-Bruleé of the Intergalactic Coalition of Toaster Repair Excellence Acknowledgement Board is receiving a huge number of submissions, due to the ambiguous classification of what is and is not a toaster. They need help either with narrowing the definition or with improving the systems that deal with the submissions.
Management Consultants’ advice: tumble your head, drawings of toasters, cut off your won arm, hidden threats, toaster disarmament, mutually assured confusion.
Content Warning for:
- Bullying/taunting
- Alcohol & alcoholism
- Body modification
- Threats of violence
- Panicking
- Discussion of: decapitation & dismemberment, depression
- Mentions of: food, body horror, fire, war, guns, blood, self-injury.
- SFX: gagging, water sounds, fire.
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| 0:00.0 | Special thanks to Ari Feniger. |
| 0:01.6 | May the road rise to meet you because you've found a secret levitating road! Rusty Quillill presents Stella Ferma. Oh, David Seven. |
| 0:57.0 | Hello. |
| 0:58.0 | Hello. Let me just wheel this in. |
| 1:01.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:02.0 | Yeah. That's a vat of slurry. |
| 1:04.0 | Yeah, you guessed it. |
| 1:06.0 | There we go. |
| 1:08.0 | He's in there. |
| 1:10.0 | He doesn't quite, he doesn't quite know where he is. |
| 1:12.0 | He's quite, he's pretty happy in there how long is he's been under there for he but that's the thing the thing is I shouldn't be this late I found Trexel five hours ago. He's so heavy. Try pushing this thing. Just give it a look. |
| 1:28.4 | Yeah, sure. That's pretty easy. |
| 1:30.8 | Yeah, fine. I didn't say throw it across the room well I just look I expected something heavy so I put some you know |
| 1:38.9 | behind it and it just went I wasn't on purpose I mean there's I mean there's a slurry all over the floor now but |
| 1:44.7 | if you suffer a slip or fall at work due to floor slurry then you may be entitled to |
| 1:48.8 | compensation which is what we call the big stick used to punish people who complain. |
| 1:54.0 | You don't have a button for like a, or a panel or a woofy thing for like a... |
| 1:57.0 | self-cleaning unit, yet it's over there. |
| 1:59.0 | Right, of course it... |
| 2:00.0 | Can you bend down? |
| 2:01.0 | There we go. Yep. |
| 2:03.0 | Oh, oh, oh. |
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