STL 66 - Nets and New Contributors
Stellar Firma
Park Tom
5.0 • 878 Ratings
🗓️ 19 March 2021
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
Episode 66 - Nets and New Contributors
Stefan Beetlevox, Head Bartender of The Cosmic Lounge, is concerned about a downturn in sales and would like advice on regaining market share.
Management Consultants’ advice: musical mind parasites, targeted smear rapping, knives, branded graph friends (coasters), wider vents, remove facial recognition, more customer hierarchy and teen novel angst.
Content Warning for:
- Emotional abuse
- Bullying/taunting
- Arguments
- Alcohol & alcoholism
- Discrimination & prejudice
- Discussions of: emetophobia, knives
- Mentions of: depression, exercise, kidnapping, threats, childhood trauma, gambling, arson, death & murder, intrusive thoughts, parasites & mind control, poison, food
- SFX: shouting, eating sounds.
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| 0:00.0 | Special thanks to Shannon is lost. If I had a map for every time I was lost, I wouldn't be lost. |
| 0:04.8 | But then they would take my map away, and I earned that map, damn it! Rusty Quillill presents Stella Ferma. Oh, Warning! level. Security remembering to hydrate so they do not hydrate. |
| 1:05.0 | A million in one, a million in two, a million in three, a million in |
| 1:09.7 | four. |
| 1:10.7 | Stop my struggling! I will not not I will wiggle I will be free I will be free I will be a free worm wiggle wigs |
| 1:19.3 | correction you are not this kind of worm. |
| 1:22.8 | No, just Traxel, this net is important to me. |
| 1:26.7 | It was given to me as a present. |
| 1:28.2 | I just be careful in there. |
| 1:30.0 | You can't net me in the corridor and then demand I be careful. |
| 1:33.5 | Why did you net me at all? |
| 1:34.8 | I was just calmly walking about my business, |
| 1:37.5 | not looking at any clocks because they're full of lies. |
| 1:40.4 | And all of a sudden there's a net, blue and gait net on me right yeah yeah so |
| 1:44.8 | hi David seven hi don't worry I've got this under control basically it looks completely |
| 1:49.0 | normal yeah I'm just going to take this hook and there we go this should just hoist you right up |
| 1:57.4 | I'm a fish and I need to be put back in the sea my gills will dry Hachro you wouldn't like me when I have dry gills will try, Hachro. You wouldn't like me when I have dry gills. |
| 2:05.0 | Well, that's a coincidence. We don't like you now. |
| 2:09.0 | Hold up, I'll just, I could just cover this with a blanket he might he might go to sleep. |
| 2:13.0 | No don't get me! |
| 2:14.0 | That's a good idea. |
| 2:15.0 | That's a brilliant idea. |
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