STL 67 - Sagacity and Social Mobility
Stellar Firma
Park Tom
5.0 • 878 Ratings
🗓️ 26 March 2021
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Summary
Episode 67 - Sagacity and Social Mobility
Makvala Agryris is a representative of CRISPR, a company that re-animates pets for their owners but have been too successful in developing the cognitive abilities of their customers' creatures. They require advice as to how to keep their customers happy now that the pets are showing a desire to build up military might.
Management Consultants’ advice: activate Lounge Mode, hold hands, bathroom intelligences, big pointless novels, fully visible globes, communicate using maddening animal sounds, animal control orbs.
Content Warning for:
- Bullying/taunting
- Injury (inc. SFX)
- Alcohol & alcoholism
- Discussion of: toilet humour
- Mentions of: death, frostbite, self-injury, lions, violence
- SFX: clanking, hissing, brief high frequency sound
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| 0:00.0 | Special thanks to Ria, may the great river of life generate for you vast quantities of hydroelectric power with which to destroy your enemies. Rusty Quill presents Stella Ferma. Oh, Oh, hi David. Hi Hartro. Why are you so late? I was expecting maybe some on timeliness from you, not Trexel, but you. |
| 1:10.2 | Yes, well of course, yes, I like to be timely and I did start at the correct time and I didn't just bring this frozen slurry cart for us to |
| 1:20.0 | to sample the deliciousness of. |
| 1:23.0 | Oh, I was sort of hoping maybe you just brought treats for... |
| 1:26.0 | No, David, because it's not full of treats. |
| 1:29.0 | Oh. |
| 1:30.0 | I knew little Trexel, the Ge man would be trying to hide trying not to come on time |
| 1:36.9 | board knows where he'd like to be spending his time but I had something else up my |
| 1:40.9 | sleeve yeah well probably in a bar. |
| 1:44.0 | But I've caught him. |
| 1:45.8 | Right, so he's in there. |
| 1:47.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:48.1 | Wait, now, how, how, how, how, how, how, |
| 1:49.1 | just before you let him out? |
| 1:51.1 | I have to let him out. |
| 1:52.0 | I don't know, hang on a minute. Yes, must we let him out I don't know hang on a minute yes must we let him out what would we gain yeah no the the brief hatch is still closed I don't think it's registered the |
| 2:01.3 | oh the consultant lock of course. |
| 2:04.0 | We had the brief tube system reinforced |
| 2:07.0 | after someone got caught tampering with already submitted brief. |
| 2:11.0 | But before we do... I just want to mention something, you wanted to |
| 2:14.4 | stop him from turning up late, but he has coincidentally turned up in that car |
| 2:19.0 | around about the exact same time he does every day, so you're going to have to get a better time on this I think |
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