The Voyage of the Conglomerate Merger
Stellar Firma
Park Tom
5.0 • 878 Ratings
🗓️ 30 July 2021
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
Stellar Firma's interstellar scout ship, the Conglomerate Merger, is returning from a mysterious mission, but soon the crew is interrupted by an enemy force. Will they manage to survive the onslaught? Will they even manage to leave the room? Listen and find out!
Join Maddy in the GM chair today, as Helen, Imogen, Jenny and Tim play this Very Stellar version of the Doubleclicks tribute RPG Lasers and Feelings, by John Harper: http://onesevendesign.com/lasers_and_feelings_rpg.pdf (link to licence: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/).
Content warnings:
- Zombies & body horror
- Physical violence & injury
- Innuendo.
Discussions of: guns, scalpels, death.
Mentions of: acid, alcohol & alcohol use, food
SFX: continuous electrical humming/whirring & beeping, continuous distorted growling & static, sawing & scraping, gunfire.
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
Featuring: Helen Gould, Imogen Harris, Jenny Haufek, Tim Meredith and Maddy Searle.
Editing: Maddy Searle and Katie Seaton
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
Featured SFX by ejfortin, Tim_Verberne, The-Sacha-Rush, Nox_Sound, Skullsmasha, kyles, derjuli, deleted_user_7146007, SpliceSound, Halleck, SuperPhat, Erdie, martinimeniscus, Veridiansunrise, alexo400, reelworldstudio, belanhud, Tony01726, stewdio2003, Huminaatio, ultradust, Disagree, StephenSaldanha, howardai, ivolipa, xela_sonitus, InspectorJ, duckduckpony, Clearwavsound, humga, and szegvari, via freesound.org.
Additional music:
Raving Energy (faster) by Kevin MacLeod
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Inspired by Kevin MacLeod
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Link to license: Standard license
Sinfonia Number 5 by Kevin MacLeod
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to this very special episode of the post-season content for Stella Ferma, which is the RPG lasers and feelings. |
| 0:16.0 | I'm Maddie Searle and I am the editor for Stella Ferma and you may also have heard me as random |
| 0:21.0 | clients slash vice-admiral fun. I am here with a variety of |
| 0:25.4 | fantastic players from the stellar verse and we are going to be playing a one-page |
| 0:29.2 | RPG by John Harper which is a space, silly, fantasy nonsense. So I hope you enjoy and I would like my wonderful |
| 0:40.2 | players to introduce themselves and their characters one by one. so I will start with Helen. |
| 0:46.0 | Hello everybody lovely to be on the stellar firm of feed again. |
| 0:49.0 | I am playing Dr. Plasmordium Shueae. They then pronouns and they are a dangerous doctor who is a complete |
| 0:58.9 | flirt. Their parents wanted them to be a rock star so they rebelled and became a doctor instead. |
| 1:04.8 | Amazing and let's move on to Imogen. |
| 1:07.8 | I am playing Linus crucible Jones, a heroic scientist, good at feelings, rubbish at science. |
| 1:15.0 | Crucibles are a nickname. |
| 1:16.2 | He's trying very hard to get to catch on, and he's very confident, excited about science. |
| 1:21.6 | He thinks it's something you do with your heart that you just |
| 1:24.0 | believe in the science enough and science will happen and he longs to solve weird |
| 1:30.0 | space mysteries with science. Fantastic and Jenny if you'd like to introduce yourself and your character. |
| 1:36.0 | Hello, I'm Jenny Hoffick and today, tonight, whatever time it is where you are, I will be playing Dame Malestrom, heroic |
| 1:47.8 | night from the Nebula Order of Intergalactic Knights, or Noik. I'm all bronze, not so much brain, but if somebody's |
| 2:00.1 | butt needs a kick in, I come a kick in you know the same very popular saying |
| 2:08.4 | amongst the noik yeah amongst the. She, her pronouns, please. |
| 2:13.0 | Amazing. And last but certainly least, someone who has something big to do with Stella Firm, Tim Meredith. |
| 2:20.0 | Tis I, His Grace, Quark Calhoun, savvy envoy, newest addition to the diplomatic corps of |
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