STL 71 - Bathin and Ballistics
Stellar Firma
Park Tom
5.0 • 878 Ratings
🗓️ 23 April 2021
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
Episode 71 - Bathin and Ballistics
Head of Ballistics Akteraks is providing introductory training to the new Senior Consultants for Business Warfare.
Yula Nozz has informed us that Pokey & Beam Space Law is looking to organise a class action space suit (different to a spacesuit) against Stellar Firma Ltd, in order to prevent it from damaging the natural planetary development of the universe any further.
Strategic War Plan: immediately abandon mediation; vomit; dramatic irony; door to door violence; lick the handles; hidden hover cat leavings; veiled threats.
Content Warning for:
- Alcohol & alcoholism
- Bullying/taunting
- Emotional abuse
- Innuendo
- Germophobia and emetophobia
- Discussion of: physical violence, death, war
- Mentions of: smoke, bombs, guns, food
- SFX: repetitive alarm.
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Katie Seaton
Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Bathin, Grand Duke of Galactonium: Travis McElroy
Head of Ballistics Akteraks: Annie Fitch
Editing: Maddy Searle
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
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| 0:00.0 | Hi everyone it's Imogen the voice of Imogen from Stella Firma today I'm here to tell you about |
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| 0:27.4 | them lie 150 million resource-rich asteroids. A dozen super corporations compete beyond the reach of civilized law, battling |
| 0:36.1 | for these incalculable resources. Beneath them, a thousand contract mining crews struggle |
| 0:41.3 | to prosper despite the best efforts of their employers. |
| 0:44.8 | All of this sets the scene of what leads to the Higher Synth disaster. |
| 0:49.1 | Search for The Higher Synth disaster wherever you listen to your podcasts or visit |
| 0:53.7 | rustyquil.com for more information. |
| 0:56.4 | Have fun and see you later. |
| 0:58.4 | Special thanks to JG. It's time to lay down the law and also concrete because law is not a load-bearing concept. Rusty Quillill presents Stella Ferma. Oh, I'd say it again imagine. I'd say that |
| 1:55.0 | play it again, Imogen. |
| 1:59.0 | I'd say that playing this for the 84th time in a row constitutes an unhealthy obsession. |
| 2:05.4 | But then again, yum. |
| 2:07.6 | Uh, hey, do you do this one? |
| 2:10.6 | It's on? |
| 2:11.6 | Oh, radical. All right, thanks,. My fellow Galactonians, when we announced that we would make this the chillest year in the history of our glorious nation, people told us, people told us that we were whack. No please please chill chill |
| 2:30.9 | it's okay they They were skeptical, and rightly so. We all remember the great bummer of 57, |
| 2:38.4 | and that time we nearly ran out of ice cream, but we had a vision. A vision of free buffets, a vision of having four Saturdays |
| 2:48.6 | in every week, and a vision of chairs that reclined all the way flat. |
| 2:58.7 | When I took over from my father, |
| 3:00.4 | the old Duke, made his soul abide in the chison Vives. I knew that our nation was in trouble. |
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