STL 63 - Crushing Tables and Crushing Dreams
Stellar Firma
Park Tom
5.0 • 878 Ratings
🗓️ 26 February 2021
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
Episode 63 - Crushing Tables and Crushing Dreams
Antoinette-Marie of The Happy Earth Zoo is having issues with knowing which of her animals are going to maul or eat visitors to the Zoo, or failing that, how not to be held responsible.
Management Consultants’ advice: Burn down the zoo, disclaimers, hug-chomp Venn diagram, check the face for chompers, sub-Trexel sizing, poison?, lovely eyes, keep-away sticks, out-of-sight pit, have three tables, safety holes everywhere.
Content Warning for:
- Emotional abuse
- Bullying/taunting
- Discrimination & prejudice
- Snakes & poison
- Gaslighting
- Discussions of: animal attacks, extinction & environmental collapse, animal cruelty & death, mass death
- Mentions of: alcohol, violence, war, death, arson, prison, blood, children in peril, knives.
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David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
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| 0:00.0 | Special thanks to Maria in Leon. |
| 0:01.7 | Close your eyes. Imagine you're flying. |
| 0:03.7 | Oh no a goose! Caboom! Rusty Quillill presents Stella Fermain. Stella Furman Oh, Oh, there's a man that I know and he has to go to the town to buy some gin for me there's a man who is worth even |
| 1:09.6 | three are the men his name is Trexel Geistman there is a plan that he has for a soul it involves |
| 1:19.1 | alling on the floor in a small ball and saying oh mister geistman you are the best that we know |
| 1:28.5 | chorus line Choris line. Traxel, we've got to do our jobs right now and did you know that there are more |
| 1:38.7 | clones that people... |
| 1:39.7 | David, David, can you please stop messing around? |
| 1:41.7 | What, no, okay. The song time was earlier and now it's done. you please stop messing around. What? |
| 1:43.0 | The song time was earlier and now it's done. |
| 1:45.0 | I get to work. |
| 1:46.0 | But as I was singing, um... |
| 1:49.0 | Dinging... |
| 1:50.0 | Yes, but look, no. |
| 1:51.0 | So the track singing. |
| 1:52.0 | Treksal. So that kind of singing where people are in the audience being like this is a cop out |
| 1:55.8 | You could have put rhymes in here, but you haven't bothered tracksel. I've got big news |
| 1:59.2 | Oh big news is it about me have you got me a gift what is it is it a hen have you got me a gift? What is it? Is it a hen? Have you bought me a lovely hen? |
| 2:05.6 | Laying eggs for my brcky? |
| 2:07.6 | Yes, the big news is that the clone who isn't allowed to leave this room has bought you a hen. Well guessed. |
| 2:13.6 | No. Well thank goodness because again David we're only allowed to eat slurry if you give me |
| 2:18.4 | a hen and I've got contraband eggs that'll put me in danger. That's not a gift, David, that's a threat. |
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