Terra Firma: the Stellar Firma prototype episode
Stellar Firma
Park Tom
5.0 • 878 Ratings
🗓️ 13 August 2021
⏱️ 20 minutes
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Summary
Terra Firma: the Stellar Firma prototype episode
We found, hidden on an obscure drive somewhere in the south-east of England, this first ever recorded episode of what was to become Stellar Firma. We hope you find it interesting!
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Content warnings:
- Alcohol & alcoholism
- Drugs & substance use
- Innuendo & sexual references
- Mind control & memory wiping
- Toilet humour
Discussions of: medical equipment & procedures, explosions, emotional manipulation, time loops
Mentions of: physical violence & death, coma, food, agoraphobia
SFX: ongoing hum, sudden loud shouting (15:20 – 16:30)
Transcript: https://bit.ly/2WLdIxZ
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to a very special episode of Stella Firma. So special in fact, it's not even called that. This you're about to hear is the very first episode that we recorded |
| 0:19.0 | Even before the show itself was a thing. It's a pilot I might might, you might call it, although it was never put |
| 0:24.2 | out as a pilot, back when the show was called Terra Firma before we realized that for |
| 0:28.8 | SEO reasons that would be awful and I think there was a landscaping business called that as well. |
| 0:33.7 | So please listen and judge in incredibly kind terms. |
| 0:38.3 | The episode we recorded all those years ago. |
| 0:40.8 | Also it was recorded all in one take because we were ignorant fools, sweet summer |
| 0:45.8 | children who thought that would be how we would do the whole show. Oh, how we would learn. |
| 0:50.3 | Enjoy! Nine sides of Saturn. |
| 0:54.0 | Oh God. |
| 0:55.0 | Oh dear. |
| 0:57.0 | Oh dear. |
| 0:58.0 | Morning, Drexel. Morning David. |
| 1:00.0 | How are you? |
| 1:01.0 | Well I said morning I actually mean |
| 1:11.1 | Just not not at all not at all the morning completely and utterly very late. Well, you know Morning morning is as morning does. |
| 1:14.0 | Be late. |
| 1:15.0 | Yes. |
| 1:16.0 | No, you wouldn't know what the morning does because you're not ever the morning is. |
| 1:18.0 | Look, whatever the matter, I'm here now. |
| 1:20.0 | Why are you late? |
| 1:21.0 | Well, you know, I was out, I was out with my chums. We had a little drink, |
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