Election Profit Makers

Jon does some gumshoe reporting about rainfall. David challenges A.I. with his human-centered poetry. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Transcribed - Published: 2 December 2025

Jon apologizes for Nuzzi-related misinformation. David wonders if Trump will join the DSA. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Transcribed - Published: 25 November 2025

Jon and David discuss various theories about Jeffrey Epstein. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Transcribed - Published: 18 November 2025

Jon catches a late case of Mamdani Fever. David wonders what to think about the Democratic surrender on the shutdown. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Transcribed - Published: 12 November 2025

Jon and David mourn the passing of Dick Cheney, the wonderful humanitarian who did so much good in the world. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Transcribed - Published: 4 November 2025

The Runarounds finally play a gig in Chapel Hill! Join our Patreon to hear the full episode. https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers

Transcribed - Published: 31 October 2025

Jon has a proper football adventure. David thinks about someday watching a baseball game. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Transcribed - Published: 28 October 2025

The Runarounds are about to make the big time! Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers

Transcribed - Published: 24 October 2025

The Runarounds meet Dex Romweber! Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers

Transcribed - Published: 10 October 2025

Jon and David share their impressions of performing at the Riyadh Comedy Festival. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Transcribed - Published: 7 October 2025

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Transcribed - Published: 3 October 2025

Jon enjoys his cough syrup. David checks PredictIt about the government shutdown. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Transcribed - Published: 30 September 2025

Jon pays a campus visit to a formerly tiny centrist. David reacts to the latest GWAR news. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Transcribed - Published: 23 September 2025

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Transcribed - Published: 20 September 2025

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Transcribed - Published: 16 September 2025

Jon and David celebrate Secretary Hegseth’s bold new vision for America’s warfighters. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Transcribed - Published: 9 September 2025

David savors Rudy Giuliani’s latest adventure. Jon recaps an historic UNC football game. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Transcribed - Published: 2 September 2025

Jon reads a list of big American cities. David takes a look at the president’s hands. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Transcribed - Published: 26 August 2025

Jon admits he has never taken heroin. David hopes a Jeff Bezos rumor is true. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Transcribed - Published: 19 August 2025

Jon and David celebrate a wonderful tweet by Andrew Cuomo. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Transcribed - Published: 12 August 2025

Jon and David debate whether enshittification applies to their podcast. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Transcribed - Published: 5 August 2025

Jon and David talk to some EPM listeners. To hear the entire episode, join our Patreon. Thanks! http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers

Transcribed - Published: 29 July 2025

This is a home recording David bought at the Ed Scofield estate sale two years ago and forgot about. To hear the entire episode, join our Patreon. Thanks!

Transcribed - Published: 25 July 2025

Jon still doesn’t believe the Epstein story has legs. David puts money on it. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Transcribed - Published: 21 July 2025

Jon doesn’t believe in the Epstein list. David shares an amazing update about Ed Scofield. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Transcribed - Published: 15 July 2025

Jon describes the historic flooding in Chapel Hill. David does a complete 180 on Jeffrey Epstein. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Transcribed - Published: 8 July 2025

Jon stays up all night watching the Senate. David starts to have doubts about capitalism. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Transcribed - Published: 1 July 2025

Jon and David look at how prediction markets are handling the NYC mayoral primary. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Transcribed - Published: 24 June 2025

Jon watches Babygirl. David starts writing his musical about the history of FiveThirtyEight.com. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Transcribed - Published: 17 June 2025

Jon cuts the sleeves off his ACAB shirt. David details the absolute destruction of Los Angeles Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Transcribed - Published: 12 June 2025

Jon and David look in the mirror of reality and describe what they see. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2025

Jon and David argue about what qualifies as an interesting fact about Central Park. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Transcribed - Published: 27 May 2025

Jon continues his wildlife research. David discusses the EarthQuaker Devices situation. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Transcribed - Published: 20 May 2025

David fantasizes about American Muscle Powder. Jon sees a famous meme in the wild. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Transcribed - Published: 14 May 2025

This episode is mostly about Dawson’s Creek. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Transcribed - Published: 6 May 2025

Jon makes a Belichick-related prediction. David is humbled by the world's dumbest PAC. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Transcribed - Published: 29 April 2025

Field recordings of EPM listeners’ felines. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Transcribed - Published: 25 April 2025

Jon buys an insane piece of fitness equipment. David is overwhelmed by cat recordings. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Transcribed - Published: 22 April 2025

Jon and David go hard as hell lifting weights in Jon's gym! This is an intense field recording! To hear the entire episode, join our Patreon. Thanks!

Transcribed - Published: 15 April 2025

Jon’s knee hurts. David makes a CrimethInc connection. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Transcribed - Published: 9 April 2025

Jon recaps March Madness and remembers lifting at the YMCA. David celebrates the culture of bench-press spotting. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Transcribed - Published: 1 April 2025

Jon and David injure themselves and adjust their training regimens accordingly. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Transcribed - Published: 25 March 2025

Thomas Mills of PoliticsNC.com joins Jon and David to discuss Mark Robinson, Anderson Clayton, and domain names. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Transcribed - Published: 20 March 2025

Jon shocks his system with made-up exercises. David describes his ideal personal trainer. EPM March Madness http://bit.ly/MYBRACKET Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Transcribed - Published: 18 March 2025

Jon and David discuss supplements, consumer electronics, and other lifestyle topics designed for today’s man. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Transcribed - Published: 11 March 2025

Jon picks a Bad Boy of the Week. David starts writing his Blood Meridian musical. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Transcribed - Published: 4 March 2025

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Transcribed - Published: 25 February 2025

Jon and David argue about how long it would take to walk to Sunrise Biscuit Kitchen from Jon’s apartment. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Transcribed - Published: 18 February 2025

Jon rages at a breakfast restaurant’s self-description. David theorizes about national dementia. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Transcribed - Published: 11 February 2025

Jon gets back into the news. David celebrates crustal hydration. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send us email [email protected] Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Transcribed - Published: 4 February 2025