Hi, everybody. It's David, co-host of election profit makers. I have a bit of housekeeping news.

Next week's episode, the first episode of April, will be our last episode for a while because we're

going to go on hiatus for the rest of the spring and the summer and then return in the fall to cover

the midterms, which are sure to be spectacular and wonderful. So we're going to be taking some months off,

but don't delete us from your podcast feeds because you'll want to know when we're back on the scene. So this is our

penultimate episode of the spring and the summer. Next week will be our final episode of the spring

in the summer and then we'll be back in the fall. Welcome to election profit makers, your guide to winning and losing money on political outcomes

and current events.

My name is David and I'm joined by my co-host John.

Hey, David.

Good afternoon or good morning.

Or I should, oh, time.

Time, it'll get you. Time will get you. It's the afternoon for me. It's morning for you. Right, time. Time, it'll get you.

Time will get you.

It's the afternoon for me.

It's morning for you.

Right, exactly.

And now let me, before I forget anything else, let me remember the funny joke I came up with.

Tell me if this would be fun.

You go to a karaoke bar and everyone's kind of drunk, so they're ready to laugh.

So you put in Bon Jovi, you give love a bad name, right?

You remember that song?

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