John just took a huge sip of water bottle and he's ready to spit hot fire.

John, what's your take on the world's news?

It's happening.

Well, first of all, let's make sure everybody knows the name of the podcast that they're listening to.

It's election profit makers.

Your guide to winning and losing money on political outcomes and current events is hosted by two friends. You just got kind of quiet.

Oh my God. Hold on. Get up on that mic. Don't be afraid of that mic. Don't be afraid of that mic. Okay. Hold on. Is my mic still connected? Don't be afraid of the mic. Can anyone still hear me? Can anyone hear me? Can anyone out there hear me? Get up on that mic. See, I can't get too close to the mic

because I pop those peas as closest. hear me? Can anyone hear me? Can anyone out there hear me? Get up on that mic. See, I can't get too

close to the mic because I pop those peas as closest is what I'm living alone in Times Square.

I can't find any humans. I'm podcasting out into the void. If anyone can hear me, please

reach out to me. That's from I Am legend starring will smith oh i never see that movie

he lives alone in a world that's been taken over by vampire zombies and every day he goes to

the pier and sends out a little podcast hoping to meet somebody does he have a dog he has a dog yeah

and then someone reaches out to him and was like yeah yeah, I'll join your Patreon. I'm star for content. The zombie vampires have destroyed podcasting. I need something to do, something to listen to. And then they become friends. Okay. I remember being a pretty good movie, although it did the same thing that they did in 28 years later, which is a thing I don't

really like, which is that there was a head zombie. There was like one zombie who was like

had a level of intelligence that was unavailable to the other zombies. And I kind of don't

like that. I don't, I just, that doesn't sit well with me. I think it betrays the sort of, why? I think, why? Is it personal reasons? You feel inferior to that? You like to be the smartest guy. It would be okay if the smart zombie was the character named David Reese. Yeah, that would be okay. No, it's that.

Okay.

I mean, I just want to say, speaking of like the smart zombie that looks like he's really smart

and he's got a huge brain.

That's, if you guys can see David right now, he's wearing, he's wearing a hoodie and he has it squeezed tight so you can barely see his face.

But he's wearing headphones underneath.

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