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Election Profit Makers

Episode 356: Sammy Dammy

Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

Comedy, News, Politics

4.9700 Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Jon and David mourn the passing of Dick Cheney, the wonderful humanitarian who did so much good in the world.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, everybody. It's election profit makers. We have some terrible news. Vice President Dick Cheney

0:05.9

has passed away and is now burning in hell. Yeah, what's to say? Awful person who led to

0:11.5

uncountable miseries across the planet in the domestic and international political sphere.

0:17.4

He represented some of Americans' worst impulses. And his late in life turn to be an

0:24.7

anti-Trumper was confounding because it felt like Trump manifested all the base and dark impulses

0:32.9

that Cheney and his master Richard Nixon had pioneered within the American 20th century political scene.

0:39.2

Exactly what they wanted with the, yeah, the unitary executive theory, right?

0:45.0

I mean, that's John U.

0:46.1

executive theory.

0:47.3

All those guys.

0:48.4

I mean, that's what they wanted.

0:50.5

Now they got it.

0:50.9

And let's talk about the 1% doctrine.

0:52.4

Who remembers the 1% doctrine that book? Wait a minute. What was the 1% doctrine let's talk about the 1% doctrine. Who remembers the 1% doctrine that book?

0:55.6

Wait a minute. What was the 1% doctrine? If there's a 1% chance that that something bad could happen, we should just blow up the world. That was it. It was. That's a good, nice doctrine. I don't think that was a Rumsfeld thing. I think that was a Cheney thing. Okay., Cheney's dead, so goodbye to him. Yep. Now, there's other news going on in the world this week. The sandwich killer, or should I say the attempted a sandwich killer, the sandwich assassin,

1:15.4

the guy who threw the submarine sandwich at the, what was it at an ice agent or something?

1:23.8

Yeah, a border patrol. I have not followed this story as much as I should. Well, I mean, there's not much of the story. There was a bunch of border patrol and ice agents in D.C. a month or so ago. And there were people sort of heckling them. And one of them started pushing a guy and the guy had a sandwich and decided to defend himself and threw the sandwich at the Border Patrol agent who then chased him down and arrested him.

1:27.9

And then the sandwich guy got indicted and or no, he failed to get indicted.

1:55.3

Yeah, I think they didn't. I think the grand jury said we're not indicting this guy.

2:01.8

Yeah, they said that's ridiculous. But then somehow there is still a trial because

2:06.2

Janine Piro is the special attorney in Washington, D.C. now.

2:12.2

Special attorney slash red wine consultant?

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