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Election Profit Makers

Episode 362: Jon’s 100 Questions

Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

Comedy, Politics, News

4.9700 Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

David marvels at Epstein’s legs. Jon shares a profound document from 30 years ago.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh, ho!

0:12.6

Merry Christmas!

0:15.2

Merry Christmas boys and girls!

0:19.0

And everyone else out there in Podcast Land, this is your host, Santa Claus.

0:25.1

Podcasting in from the North Pole where I live in my toolshed with my elves.

0:30.8

They're busy making gifts for all the children around the world.

0:35.2

But I have a few more nights to kick back and relax and talk to you on my microphone

0:39.9

before I have a big trip around the world on my magical sled that's pulled by eight

0:45.3

magic reindeer, Blitzer and Donner and Franklin and Beesmos and Rudolph and Saturn and Venus.

0:53.5

And Dancer and Dancer. And Rasmus and Rudolph and Saturn and Venus and...

0:55.0

Dancer and Prancer. And I'm joined on the line by John Kimball.

1:02.5

Hey, everyone. How's everyone doing? How are you doing, David?

1:06.1

I'm all right. You look great. I just want to say. I feel like I look so bad right now.

1:10.2

But I really appreciate... Lighting is very good. No, the lighting very good. No, the lighting is good. I'm getting that old man's skin. I'm getting papery skin. And I didn't shave. So now I just, it just, I look like a fuzzy piece of paper. Let's just say that. I look like a fuzzy piece of paper. I find when you get older, not shaving actually softens the skin a little bit, even though I'm totally white. And so I kind of on some level look older.

1:38.0

Huh.

1:38.8

But it does kind of soften the...

1:41.3

Do you mean it softens the appearance of the skin or the or the actual texture of the

1:46.6

no the appearance oh i think it's like a little bit of a filter the the stubble is

1:53.7

yeah that's for me i don't know if that's that's the way it works for me but i did buy some

2:00.7

face um i was going to say facial know if that's the way it works for me, but I did buy some face, I was going to say facial lubricant. That's not right. Face lotion. I'm going to start getting into moisturizing my face.

2:10.1

That's good. What is it, Sarajevi? It's called, I can't remember. I bought it at Walgreens.

2:17.2

Vaseline? No, I don't think it's Vaseline. It's something else.

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