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🗓️ 23 December 2025
⏱️ 54 minutes
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David marvels at Epstein’s legs. Jon shares a profound document from 30 years ago.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, ho! |
| 0:12.6 | Merry Christmas! |
| 0:15.2 | Merry Christmas boys and girls! |
| 0:19.0 | And everyone else out there in Podcast Land, this is your host, Santa Claus. |
| 0:25.1 | Podcasting in from the North Pole where I live in my toolshed with my elves. |
| 0:30.8 | They're busy making gifts for all the children around the world. |
| 0:35.2 | But I have a few more nights to kick back and relax and talk to you on my microphone |
| 0:39.9 | before I have a big trip around the world on my magical sled that's pulled by eight |
| 0:45.3 | magic reindeer, Blitzer and Donner and Franklin and Beesmos and Rudolph and Saturn and Venus. |
| 0:53.5 | And Dancer and Dancer. And Rasmus and Rudolph and Saturn and Venus and... |
| 0:55.0 | Dancer and Prancer. And I'm joined on the line by John Kimball. |
| 1:02.5 | Hey, everyone. How's everyone doing? How are you doing, David? |
| 1:06.1 | I'm all right. You look great. I just want to say. I feel like I look so bad right now. |
| 1:10.2 | But I really appreciate... Lighting is very good. No, the lighting very good. No, the lighting is good. I'm getting that old man's skin. I'm getting papery skin. And I didn't shave. So now I just, it just, I look like a fuzzy piece of paper. Let's just say that. I look like a fuzzy piece of paper. I find when you get older, not shaving actually softens the skin a little bit, even though I'm totally white. And so I kind of on some level look older. |
| 1:38.0 | Huh. |
| 1:38.8 | But it does kind of soften the... |
| 1:41.3 | Do you mean it softens the appearance of the skin or the or the actual texture of the |
| 1:46.6 | no the appearance oh i think it's like a little bit of a filter the the stubble is |
| 1:53.7 | yeah that's for me i don't know if that's that's the way it works for me but i did buy some |
| 2:00.7 | face um i was going to say facial know if that's the way it works for me, but I did buy some face, I was going to say facial lubricant. That's not right. Face lotion. I'm going to start getting into moisturizing my face. |
| 2:10.1 | That's good. What is it, Sarajevi? It's called, I can't remember. I bought it at Walgreens. |
| 2:17.2 | Vaseline? No, I don't think it's Vaseline. It's something else. |
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