Episode 333: The Only Third Party I Will Support Is The Yacht Deck Foam Party

Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

Comedy, News, Politics

4.9 • 700 Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Jon stays up all night watching the Senate. David starts to have doubts about capitalism.

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0:00.0	Sorry about that.
0:01.4	Okay, so we're back.
0:02.5	I have a cold, everybody.
0:03.6	I have my annual summer illness.
0:06.1	Listeners will remember that a year ago, around July 4th, I got COVID.
0:09.8	Now I don't have COVID.
0:10.9	I just have a case of the sniffles and some congestion.
0:15.6	My name is David.
0:16.3	The name of the podcast is election profit makers.
0:19.1	Your guide to winning and losing money on political outcomes
0:21.0	and current events. I'm joined on the line by my co-host, John. Hey, buddy. Who would have thought
0:26.4	we'd still be talking about COVID? COVID. Remember that? COVID? I remember. I've only had it
0:31.7	once. And it was actually a year ago as well, a week before you got it.
0:38.7	Right.
0:39.7	We sort of both got it at the same time.
0:41.4	It's like when women live together and their menstrual cycles sync up.
0:45.5	Yeah.
0:46.4	Do you know about that phenomenon?
0:47.9	Yeah.
0:48.4	Yeah, I do.
0:48.9	I do.
0:50.1	I think it's fake.
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