Welcome, everybody, to election profit makers, your guide to winning and losing money on political outcomes and current events.

The events that take place contemporaneously to our own experience here on planet Earth.

My name is John.

I'm joint...

No... Damn it! I came out so perfectly John. I'm joined. No. Damn it.

I came out so perfectly and then I got my name wrong.

Talk about an unreliable narrator.

Plus, we have all these corrections to get to from all the colossal errors.

Corrections?

Look at the dog. No.

Only one action.

No, there's two corrections.

Now we have to make a correction about how many corrections we have. Oh, yeah, there are. There are two corrections. Both were your mistakes. Both of them are my mistakes. And I've also just made a third mistake because I told everyone my name is John and actually my name is David and I'm joined on the line by John. So hi, John. Hey, everyone out there on podcast, Land. How are you doing? Man, I've made so much money betting on political outcomes this week. You wouldn't believe it. And current events. What did the CEO of who was it, Kalshi? Yeah, Kalshi. Makes me sick how popular prediction markets are now and how they're everywhere.

And CNN has prediction markets?

Is that actually true?

Yeah, Kalshee made a deal with CNN where they're going to have the, yeah, the odds on every event, you know, just right there in every article.

It's going to be right there linking with CNN and CNBC. So I'm telling you, man, prediction markets are hot. Who knew? Who could have seen that coming?

We saw it coming. This is like when Sonic Youth signed to Geffen. Like, why would I ever listen to them

again now that all the rabble are invested in it.

Anyway, what did the CEO, Calci said something like, our goal is to monetize every, do you know the quote I'm talking about? Yeah. Yeah. There was a hell of a quote. It was very scary. Yeah. Yeah. It's the type of thing that, you know, on blue sky, people would go, oh my God, this is the end of the world. Calcchi co-founder after the partnership with CNBC and CNN, quote, the long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion.

What's wrong with that?

I know.

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