Talking to that little girl riding on the Pegasus, till her everything's gonna be all right.

Welcome to election profit makers' first episode of 2026, your guide to winning and losing money on political outcomes and current events.

Friends, we are going to pivot now in our podcast from health and wellness to biology and zoology.

And I wanted to begin with a little lecture about...

But wait a minute. Wait a minute. Shouldn't we have started... And we're back.

No, it's... No more cliches. Only new information. Only exciting information. Okay. All right. All right. Bipeds, friends, are creatures that walk upon two legs. Homo sapiens are an example of this in monkeys. I think, although I haven't finished my research, I'm pretty sure monkeys are bipeds.

Quadropeds, quadro, of course, meaning four, ped meaning leg.

Quadrupeds are animals like giraffes and dogs who actually, when you really look at them, have no arms or hands.

They're nothing but legs.

A dog has four legs.

The two things on the front are not

arms. They're just, it's all legs. It's stomach churning when you think about it. When we turn to

the insect world, we have centipedes. Pede means legs, I think. Centipedes are creatures that have

100 legs. And millipedes, of course, are creatures that have a hundred legs, and millipedes, of course, are

creatures that have a thousand legs. You can see that nature and her wisdom has devised words

for all manner of numbers of legs upon creatures. Bilipede has, of course, a billion legs.

But of all of Mother Nature's creatures.

No creature has more legs or longer legs or stronger legs than the creature known as the Jeffrey Epstein scandal.

And this is appropriate, of course, because Jeffrey Epstein is a notorious pedophile.

And as we have established in the earlier part of our lecture, PED ped means legs. He was a lover of having strong legs. And as you can see, Mother Nature and

her wisdom and her majesty has brought everything full circle. We have never seen legs in all of our years of botanical and zoological research.

We have never seen legs like those of the Jeffrey Epstein scandal.

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