You're in, everybody. You're in. You're in luck if you've been looking for political-related piss content. You've come to the right place election profit makers. We're here to discuss Elon Musk's ketamine addiction, allegedly, and its effect on his bladder. For those of you who are no longer in the medical profession, I'll give you a quick reminder of what exactly the bladder is. It's a huge bag filled with pee-p, and it sits in your tummy. And when it's time to go to the

bathroom, your bladder is activated. It goes through your urethra and out into the toilet.

Elon Musk, who is the richest man in the world and is dedicated to dismantling the modern

U.S. government,

apparently does a lot of drugs, including ketamine, which, friends, I think is a horse tranquilizer.

And people do it when they go disco dancing.

Apparently, Elon Musk did so much ketamine and has affected his bladder.

Now, friends, I did some ketamine research on the website Reddit to learn about the connection between ketamine it has affected his bladder. Now, friends, I did some ketamine research on the website

Reddit to learn about the connection between ketamine abuse and bladder issues. Folks, the first person

reports I read were so intense. I will not even share them on this podcast, which again is

focused exclusively on politics and urine.

This is beyond friends, even our threshold for the stuff I learned about, ketamine and bladder issues.

Suffice to say we will be following this story very, very closely as it proceeds.

Elon Musk, who runs a car company called Tesla, which makes

cars that you plug into the wall. Yeah.

Has taken so much ketamine, allegedly, that he's having bladder issues. My name is David.

I'm joined by John. Hey, David. How are you doing? I'm okay. How are you?

Great. I'd never heard this thing about ketamine before this New York Times story. I mean, I've heard about ketamine. And urine? Yeah. Yeah. You see all. Ketamine's been hot for a long time, you know, for treating depression and things like that. But I never knew that it had this crazy side effect.

Maybe it's just a normal side effect.

Lots of medicines have side effects.

I will tell you what I read on Reddit from one ketamine user when they were discussing

bladder issues and then I'll bleep it out so no one else has to hear it.

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