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Election Profit Makers is here to wrap up the year in news and analysis.

This is a podcast in case you don't know about winning and losing money on political outcomes and current events.

And it's hosted by two friends who've been buddies since seventh grade, which was quite a few decades ago.

One of the guy's names is David, and the other guy's name is John.

David has to apologize because David has been sick for the past two weeks.

I don't think I've ever had a cold last longer than seven days.

And I'm on day, basically day 12 with this thing that I have.

And I just want to apologize. I think the average is 10 days. Really? Yeah. What are colds?

Because usually if I get a cold, I don't, usually if I get a cold, I don't buy cold medicine because it's like, it'll be gone in seven days.

Medicine is so expensive now. I went to the drugstore and I bought some cold medicine in this huge box. And I was like, this is going to last me for months. And then I opened it up was like six pills. It was just like the blister packs were like the size of what you would pack a VCR in. it cost me like $18. I got like four pills out of it, and I don't think it's made a difference.

John,

and I don't understand. the size of what you would pack a VCR in. It costs me like $18. I got like four pills out of it.

And I don't think it's made a difference. John, and I don't understand. I think that's actually good to buy the four. I always end up buying like an 18 pack and it's like $40. And then I use six of them. And then the rest I don't really know if they're expired. Oh, my God. you know, a year later when I get a cold, I don't, I only get like a cold every 18 or 24 months or so. I get a cold every year around the same time. And this is my annual cold, but it's lasted longer than it usually does. And then before we started recording, John said, well, maybe it's not a cold. Maybe it's C-O-V-I-D.

And I was like, there's no way.

But maybe it is.

So after we're done recording, I'm going to take a C-O-V-I-D-T-E. and I'm going to figure out what the F-U-C-K is H-A-W-P-E-N-I-N-G-T-O-M-E.

Yeah, how do you like that, everybody?

Wow.

After recording this episode, H-A-A-W-P-E-N-I-N-G-T-O-M-E. Yeah, how do you like that, everybody?

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