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Election Profit Makers

Episode 372: They Could Just Put The Oil In The Shoes

Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

News, Comedy, Politics

4.8720 Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2026

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

David celebrates illegal speech acts. Jon considers a listener's new method of ranking skylines.

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0:00.0

I knew about the straight that it would be a weapon, which I predicted a long time ago, predicted

0:07.4

all of this stuff.

0:08.3

You guys were very generous in that.

0:09.6

I predicted all of it.

0:10.7

I predicted Osama bin Laden would knock out the World Trade Center.

0:16.1

I made that prediction a year before he did.

0:18.0

I said, you better get him.

0:19.2

He's a bad guy.

0:20.1

I watched him be interviewed one time, and get him. He's a bad guy. I watched him be interviewed

0:22.9

one time, and I said, that's a bad guy. You better get him. One year before exactly, I wrote it in a book.

0:29.3

You can even check about a year before the World Trade Center came down. President Clinton actually

0:36.4

had a shot at him, and he didn't take it.

0:39.0

Unfortunately, I'm not blaming him for that, but he didn't take it.

0:42.9

And he ended up knocking down the World Trade Center, but I predicted that too.

0:47.4

I predicted a lot of things.

0:50.8

Welcome to election profit makers, your guide to winning and losing money on political outcomes and current events,

0:54.8

and I'm very happy St. Patrick's Day to the Strait of Hormuz.

0:58.7

The Irish eyes are smiling as the tankers keep puffing and puffing their way through this treacherous stretch of water.

1:06.1

St. Patrick himself would be vexed to his limit, trying to make sure he's not blown up by a mine. Trump predicted, of course, that the Strait of Hormuz would be used as a weapon. He also predicted many other things about Osama bin Laden and the World Trade Center. And now it turns out, as of I think today, he made an announcement that actually he doesn't want anybody's help in the Strait of Hermuz. It's too late. And he doesn't want anybody's help with the war in Iran.

1:31.8

So there's a lot going on in that part of the world.

1:35.9

And the Strait of Hormuz, as always, is the bell of the ball when it comes to international shipping.

1:40.2

It turns out this is a very important choke point, a very important stretch of water that's actually

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