Episode 369: The State Of Our Union Is Basically Kash Patel Chugging Beer In An Italian Locker Room
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Jon Kimball & David Rees
4.8 • 720 Ratings
🗓️ 25 February 2026
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Jon and David prepare for the big stupid speech.
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| 0:00.0 | Talking to that little girl. |
| 0:04.0 | A wild scene in the locker room with FBI director Cash Patel even spotted celebrating with the team, |
| 0:10.6 | appearing to chug a beer before raising the bottle in the air, spraying it across the locker room. |
| 0:15.9 | Patel dismissing critics who questioned why he was in the locker room. |
| 0:19.3 | For the very concerned media, |
| 0:25.2 | yes, I love America and was extremely humbled when my friends, the newly minted gold medal winners on Team USA, invited me into the locker room to celebrate this historic moment with the boys. |
| 0:31.0 | Hi there, welcome to election profit makers, your guide to winning and losing money on political |
| 0:34.6 | outcomes and current events. My name is David. I'm joined by my co-host, John. Hey. We have a lot to celebrate. The U.S. men's hockey team took home the gold in Canada for the first time since the miracle on ice. It wasn't in Canada. What's that? What's that? It was in Italy. What did I say? In Canada. Oh. No, they won the hockey game against Canada in Italy. What did I say? In Canada. |
| 0:54.9 | Oh, no, they won the hockey game against Canada in Italy where the Olympics were taking place. |
| 1:00.8 | The Olympics are the, what's the word, quadrenial athletic contests that I think started in ancient Greece, if I'm not mistaken, and continues to this day. |
| 1:08.4 | Well, the ancient Greeks never saw anything like FBI director Cash Patel joining the |
| 1:12.9 | U.S. hockey team for their post-gold medal celebrations. |
| 1:17.3 | In the locker room, social media was blessed with many videos of Cash Patel. |
| 1:24.6 | I mean, I have to say, his behavior approached the undignified. |
| 1:31.4 | I think it's one thing to drink a celebratory beer with a gold medal winning American sports team. |
| 1:39.8 | But Cash Patel was drinking the fuck out of those beers. |
| 1:42.8 | And he was like beating his chest. |
| 1:45.7 | He was pumped. |
| 1:47.4 | Yeah, but it... |
| 1:48.6 | I can't believe that guy really cares that much about hockey. |
| 1:51.7 | You know? |
| 1:52.3 | Really? |
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