You know, I got a mission for you little fuckers tonight. Is it moving more shit to the dumpster? No, it's not, you smart ass. Actually, just got a message from an old friend of mine that Dex Romweber has plenty of secret show tonight in the mountains. Unfortunately, I can't make it. Who's Dex Romweber? Well, you see, that's just it. Y'all don't know who he is.

Neither did I.

I got to Nashville and I heard everybody whispering about this guy that was raw and pure in the real deal.

Couldn't hold a goddamn record contract to save his life.

Couldn't give two shits either about it.

So I went to go see him.

When Dex and his drummer got out there on the floor,

it's like a portal to another dimension, man.

I'm telling you, that guy was channeling something that was not from here.

I've never seen or heard anything like it.

So why is this show a secret?

Yeah, because old Dex ain't doing too well.

And this is probably gonna be his last gig like ever.

Tonight.

Tonight.

So I ain't gonna ask you all.

I'm gonna tell you all.

Go see this show.

I'll see for yourselves what real is really like.

Well, friends, the day we've all been waiting for is finally here.

It is time for election profit makers to address the Dex Romweber episode of Amazon's hit TV show about high schoolers in Wilmington, North Carolina, starting a band.

The runarounds, they have finally

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