Welcome to election profit makers, your guide to winning and losing money on political outcomes and current events.

I'm David. I'm joined on the line by John.

Hey, buddy. We are in a good mood. We just got back from a little adventure. We were at the Riyadh Comedy Festival in Saudi Arabia.

Turns out this was a little more controversial than we expected when we decided to attend as honored guests of the Saudi royal family, who by the way were totally cool.

They treated us really well.

They have American fast food over there.

I was not expecting that.

But they had like Burger King, McDonald's.

They had all.

Yeah, it was cool. Subway. Yeah, they had Jersey mics. Jersey mics. They had all, yeah, it was cool.

Subway.

Yeah, they had Jersey mics.

Jersey mics.

They had a whole building that was nothing but Jersey Mike's franchises.

It was really intense.

I was, it's probably the best I've ever been treated in my life, honestly.

I know, totally.

And I know.

And it's the most money I've ever made in that short amount of time.

We had to do one live taping of our podcast, which will be available on the Patreon for people who are pledging at the $10,000 a month level.

And we were on stage, I think, for about 45 minutes. And we each got well into six figures.

So for people who are like criticizing like, oh, but the Saudi government, they have blood

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