John hitting the Italian ibuprofen this morning on election profit makers as he suffers from a cold.

We send our best wishes for John's speedy recovery.

It doesn't mean he won't be on the mic today.

He just might not be operating at as usual 5,000 percent.

But that's okay because I'm all hopped up on good old American coffee.

Straight from the beans, folks.

You put hot water in the beans and then it turns into

this brown liquid and you drink it down and power up for another great day of podcasting.

My name is David. I'm joining on the line by John.

Hey, buddy.

Absolute terrible week in the United States. Sorry.

Yeah. I was ready to keep going, but I feel like you had something to say.

No, I didn't have anything to say. Tell me, tell me about all the horrible things.

Well, it's election profit makers. Your guide to winning and losing money on political outcomes and current events.

We are celebrating Pete Hegseth, the Secretary of Defense. He assembled all the generals from around the world to come here as lecture about physical fitness.

I think the election profit maker's health and wellness pivot has reached the upper echelons of the Pentagon.

I have not watched any of Secretary Hegseth's speech, but apparently he was saying that everyone needs to be able to stop being fat or something.

I just saw a headline.

He said, he said it was embarrassing that there were some fat troops and even some fat generals.

He didn't like the fat generals walking around.

He said everybody needs to be able to drink a 12 packpack of Mikkelope Ultra and do 20 push-ups,

just like me.

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