Episode 347: From The Conference Room Of A Prestigious Southern University

Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

Comedy, News, Politics

4.9 • 700 Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Jon pays a campus visit to a formerly tiny centrist. David reacts to the latest GWAR news.

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0:00.0	Folks, it's election profit makers, your guide to winning and losing money on political outcomes and current events.
0:04.4	We're a little bit scrambled this morning. This will have the energy of a real morning zoo live broadcast because long John Silver, my co-host is playing the rare away game.
0:14.9	John is recording on the road. And I was getting so flustered trying to understand what's going on with John and his little journey that he's on right now, his research mission.
0:24.1	John, where are you and what the heck is happening?
0:27.3	Yeah, I don't know.
0:28.3	I'm just along for the ride.
0:29.9	I'm with one of our mutual friends.
0:32.7	And right now I'm at the University of Virginia in Charlottesville.
0:37.1	Oh, interesting. Are you giving a talk? No. No, but it sounds like I'm in a barrel because I'm in this conference room in the library, and I think the acoustics aren't great in here. So I apologize for that. This episode, Friends, is going to sound like absolute dog shit. But that's okay. Does it sound bad to you?
0:55.0	I can, it's fine.
0:56.4	It's totally fine.
0:57.3	Okay.
0:57.7	All right.
0:58.4	So I apologize.
0:59.1	It sounds like you are in the conference room of a prestigious Southern University.
1:04.0	That's what it sounds like.
1:05.1	Okay.
1:05.7	Yeah.
1:06.3	Well, I am.
1:06.8	I can hear the humidity in the air.
1:10.1	Yeah. Yeah. The humidity in the air. Yeah.
1:11.4	The humidity is crazy today.
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