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Election Profit Makers

Episode 344: Maximum Lethality, Not Tepid Legality

Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

Comedy, News, Politics

4.9700 Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Jon and David celebrate Secretary Hegseth’s bold new vision for America’s warfighters.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh, geez, man. What happened with the Florida Gators this week? I don't know how many of you follow

0:05.9

college football, but Florida Gators played an unranked team, USF out of Tampa. It's supposed to be like an

0:13.7

exhibition game. We paid them $500,000 to come get lose to the Gators and then they beat us you know we had a lot of penalties we had bad

0:25.0

discipline bad play calling two minutes left in the game we should be running out the clock

0:30.8

we were ahead instead they threw a pass to the outside stop the clock and we ended up

0:36.0

getting three and out, had to permit,

0:38.0

and then they came back and got a field goal. I mean, it's just bad management, you know.

0:43.7

Worst thing being the guy who spit in another guy's face right in front of the referee.

0:48.0

It was a gator player who did the spitting in this guy's face.

0:53.8

Unacceptable. So the coaches leaving the stadium everybody's

0:58.1

booing the podcast are saying he's got to be fired he gets 10 million dollars to get fired plus

1:02.3

over a million dollars a year for four years things are a mess down here in gainsville but um

1:15.8

my prediction is that we're going to win all the rest of our games, and then everything's going to be all right.

1:17.7

Go Gators.

1:20.4

Eat it, satchels.

1:26.3

Welcome to election profit makers, your guide to winning and losing money on political outcomes and current events.

1:27.1

My name is David.

1:34.3

I'm joined on the line by John. Hey, everyone. There we go. Yeah. Good. During our warm up conversation, I was worried that you're in. Oh, why don't you describe what I'm looking at?

1:40.4

You stand up so I can see it better? Yeah, man. Oh, wow. It's really,

1:45.6

it's much bigger than I thought it would be. Yeah, it's pretty big. And it's sort of hard to

1:50.9

read. It's a statement piece, John. Why don't you tell everyone what your dear friend, David,

1:54.9

sent you in the mail? David, who is just a very lovely, kind, sharing, generous individual.

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