Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the flipped media reactions to Venezuela Fury's wedding and Mr Tumble's new romance. What the heck is going on there? Comedian Andrew Johnston @MandrewBrawnston brings hot pop culture news from Los Angeles including Oprah's BFF Gayle King finding her husband in bed with another woman, Ballsmaxxing, Khloe Kardashian's podcast chat with Tristan Thompson, and the news that there are more films with male leads called 'Chris' than there are with female leads over 60. Plus, your letters on confronting a pervert and breastfeeding etiquette. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 2 June 2026

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about The Labour Poo with our friends at Andrex, who support this important conversation empowering mums to push (and to live!) without fear. Katherine is joined by the incomparable comedian Victoria Emes @VictoriaEmes whose social videos will have made you laugh and here she is doing it again with an unmissable story. Lifting shame has always been important to us and we'd love to hear your birth story too. Share your story #MyLabourPoo visit @AndrexUK www.andrex.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 27 May 2026

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how like a sports injury, a breastfeeding event can knock you sideways and end your milking career. Also, a school parent tweets something WILD about a child at the school and I guess everyone is just.... okay with it? Mummy's in danger of KARENING about it and embarrassing the family. Should we beg Erica Komisar to appear on the podcast or have we got feminist problems with her attachment theory? Jon Richardson can do better cartwheels than Katherine because she's starting to die. Also, comedian Andrew Johnston brings news from Hollywood like - Hayden Pannetiere's memoir is spicy and details her relationship with her daughter (who lives with her giant ex), Shakira has a big tax win over the Spanish government, and an update on Katie Price's missing husband. Plus, your letters about being a reality star and washing the shitty towels of a 67 year old man. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 25 May 2026

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her unhealthy preoccupation with Katie Price's love life. A first born daughter, Katie is the queen of our hearts and Katherine can understand why she's digging her heels in so hard when so much evidence has been helpfully released to show her missing husband *could be* a massive scammer. Katherine and Violet spent a blissful evening away from most of the smaller kids but soon wanted to return home to the chaos. Also, Panorama reveals a MAFS UK scandal that has rocked Channel 4 and perhaps the format of reality TV forever. Plus, comedian Andrew Johnston joins us from Los Angeles to chat fake feeds, Jessica Simpson relegating her kids to coach, and two hot-off-the-press celebrity splits. You can follow Andrew on TikTok @AndrewJohnston1999 or on insta @MandrewBrawnston x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 19 May 2026

This week, Katherine's skipping the BAFTAS to be Telling Everybody Everything about the reactions to the listener's email whose husband had his WhatsApp messages LOCKED. Should she confront him? Is he even doing anything wrong? The listeners were quick to write in about this one, giving advice and detailing their own experiences. He could very well be plotting to eat her, so hopefully we get to the bottom of it soon! Also, the tragic passing of reality star Jake Hall makes us scared about glass, Taylor Swift was in London, Chanel debuts leather ankle straps and calls them £1500 shoes, Steffon Diggs is GUILTY of stealing back Cardi B's heart, and Nick Cannon refuses to celebrate his 'baby mamas' on the day he uniquely qualified them for. You can follow comedian Andrew Johnston at @mandrewbrawnston on IG x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 11 May 2026

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how celebrities are making A MILLION dollars a week on Only Fans? Is not being on Only Fans a missed opportunity? Also, apparently you can't just go out and buy any car you like for a young driver. There are insurance rules about Litres and TORQUE and value and size and all kinds of things that Katherine had no idea about. Thank God once again for Bobby and his value-consciousness. But what does Katherine know - she can't even get life insurance so the plan is DONT DIE. Also, Andrew sends us Met Gala looks hot off the press and we play a little game of GAGworthy or SLAGworthy (which we know is mean). Plus, your letters about moaning neighbours and secretive husbands. xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 5 May 2026

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the difference between the American justice system and the rules against influencing a jury in the UK with regards to entertainer Russell Brand's apparent press tour. Later, comedian Andrew Johnston joins us @mandrewbrawnston to bring news of the UK ban on selling tobacco to anyone born after January 2009 and an exciting opportunity to join a San Francisco 'polycule'. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 27 April 2026

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how 'nice guys' flooded the comments of last week's listener letter post regarding her husband placing hidden cameras in her bedroom and feeling a weekly entitlement to her body. This episode is dedicated to those men and 'lifting them up' as they continue to baffle us with their stupidity whoops we've done it again there. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 April 2026

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how she likes exploring opinions that are different to her own and the benefit of holding two truths at once, even though it makes listeners QUITE angry. Holland isn't sleeping well, so Katherine used a 3am crash out to watch 'The Death and Life of Lamar Odom' on Netflix and marvels at how this man is wholly unable to credit Khloe with anything related to his miraculous recovery. Comedian Andrew Johnston contributes his pop culture talking points including The Tayvis Wedding details, a troubling SNL confession, and Justin Trudeau's backwards cap at Coachella over the weekend. Yuck. Plus, a somber listener letter about finding hidden cameras in her bedroom....twice. Can an abuser also be 'nice'? x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 13 April 2026

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about what has been a punishing Easter holiday, with egg hunts, bunnies, booze and more! We think the children are only comfortable around a certain type of 'wizard' as evidenced by their standoffishness everywhere but at a celeb party. Famed conspiracy theorist, Bobby K joins us to discuss whether he believes four astronauts are currently orbiting the moon and we hear from Andrew Johnston, longtime producer of the pop culture talking points and now contributing in an even more riveting way, bringing us news of a cuckolded politicians husband who's been revealed as a Bimbo. You can follow both Bobby K @Bobby_k__ and Andrew Johnston @mandrewbrawnston on their socials x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 7 April 2026

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Manny's peaceful journey home. The Ryan-Kootstras are officially a house with no dogs. Katherine is seeing her therapist Pam again, and it's not a moment too soon as she and Bobby take the kids on an evening away at Alton Towers to kick off what will surely be a punishing half term. Discretion is the theme of this episode as you need it to date rich men, to be a bodyguard, and to get away with an affair at work apparently. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 30 March 2026

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a couple of older men kicking off about in-flight meals. Are some older men rude because they're pr*cks or have they got a brain disease? Also, a video surfaces of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives star Taylor Frankie Paul throwing some metal chairs around and it derails her imminent season as The Bachelorette. What went into the decision to cast her in the first place? What a RISK. Also, your emails mostly admonishing Katherine and Bobby for their *take* on The Manosphere documentary x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 23 March 2026

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about The Manosphere, Louis Theroux's new documentary available on Netflix, hilariously released between International Women's Day and UK Mother's Day LOL. Are these men truly dangerous scammers or just lost boys themselves? Is Katherine being tricked by a similar far-right algorithm to become an agent of the patriarchy herself? Plus, Bobby's reactions to some OSCARS looks and what happened to Timothee Chalamet? x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 16 March 2026

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how to break free from a 'trauma bond', whether you should tell your coworker's wife that he tried to bang you, how to earn a living wage in the UK without collecting benefits, and more. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 9 March 2026

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family's canceled trip to Dubai amidst the chaos of the recent conflict. She weighs in on whether the sighting of Jim Carrey in France was genuine and also at Maura Higgins' incredible outfits on her American publicity tour. Fevers have struck the Ryan-Kootstra household yet again and Katherine undergoes a six hour total health check. Plus, your letters on how to be a maximum productive young person and an affair after 20 years together. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 March 2026

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about disclosure and learning to be just a little more discreet. Construction kicks off next door as 'renovations' turn out to be a full knock down and rebuild of what will surely be a beautiful home (so who cares really) but The Ryan-Kootstras are in for a springtime of dust and noise! Bobby K joins us to discuss America's Next Top Model and some of his childhood crushes. McSteamy has died and Bobby was often compared to him because of his sexy grey hair. Plus, your letters on how to navigate relationships where values clash and more info on pregnancy by deception. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 23 February 2026

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about going ALL IN while supporting a friend's lingerie launch and being the only one turning up to a dinner in her underpants. Also, Mock The Week is BACK on TLC Sunday nights at 9pm and Katherine was really nervous about her return to political satire. A recommendation for a fabulous Mexican/Japanese restaurant with good lighting and all the vibes in Notting Hill and Katy Perry posts a mega DUMP about her Valentines weekend with Trudeau. A listener writes about her cheating husband and wonders whether to stay or bounce. Plus, the little boys are MAXXING now and you need to know about it. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 18 February 2026

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a plumber who confessed to cheating on his wife, Bobby betraying the entire family to make a stranger feel better about herself, and an encampment near the girls secondary school. Plus, some VERY interesting emails from the WAGS of the Epstein Files and Katherine FINALLY lifts the lid on her incredible painless facelift. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 10 February 2026

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the extremely first world problems that had her crying in Heathrow Airport last Tuesday. Bobby and Katherine finally made it to Los Angeles with baby Holland but nearly died from an illness that soaked the beautiful Four Seasons bedsheets every night of the trip. Holland is totally twisted, sleeping all day and awake all night, and God sends a 'HUNK' to provide man spreading entertainment for the only two redeemable hours of the whole visit. Back in England, Katherine reflects on some Grammy's fashion and producer Andrew Johnston treats us to a reprieve from the news in the form of TRUE CRIME - a hot but murderous couple urge a jury to believe they are simply too stupid to have committed a crime. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 2 February 2026

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything from the Ryan-Kootstra kitchen as the family rushes around for an LA flight departing in the morning BUT WAIT. Mid-episode, the flights been cancelled WHICH IS GREAT and makes the episode very unsuitable for young listeners. Katherine learns she's used a slur on an episode and is stressed about a drop in milk supply since contracting a urinary tract infection. Fenna Grace has the bright idea to go ice skating then melts down because she's not immediately good at it. More on the Beckham drama and is 2026's hottest club.....2016? YES. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 25 January 2026

This week, Katherine pushes all scheduled episode material to one side to PERFORMATIVELY and PUBLICLY tell everybody everything about the recent Beckham drama coming to a head as Brooklyn Beckham publishes a series of damning instagram stories. Was Vicky B dancing 'inappropriately' at her son's wedding? Has the family planted lies in the press to make Nicola look 'controlling'? What's the actual story on the dress? Plus, Fred brings home the classroom dog and learns about 'stranger danger', Katherine and Bobby decant to Soho Farmhouse with expensive flyer, Baby Holland, and Katherine unwittingly participates in a swimming pool scam. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 20 January 2026

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a bunch of noughties celebs in a Hollywood moms group falling out. Worryingly, men are using AI for exactly what we knew they'd start using it for: creating images of abuse! Katherine learns the chilling details and offers support resources for when this definitely happens too you, especially if you're a teen cause that's what they like best. Cisgendered hetero WOMEN are watching more stories about gay romance as we are keen to be taken out of the equation. PLUS, a billionaire is offering free IVF to women under 38 with one small apocalyptic clash. Also, your letters on postpartum trouble being 'normal', and lesbian age gap love. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 12 January 2026

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about being GAMED OUT all Christmas break with the kids and shares her excitement dropping them off to school today. BYEEEEEEE. Centerparcs was amazing and the Ryan-Kootstras are officially British now for having been! Gordon Ramsey's daughter got married over the holidays and the wedding received so much media attention that made Katherine feel out of the loop. She was turned down for a cervical exam and might forget to ever book one again. The Kardashians get some heat from other celebs criticising their Christmas gift choice and we have an UPDATE from the listener whose husband's dad fathered a second child posthumously. Or did he..... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 5 January 2026

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the Christmas period with the kids and NO family visitors. How much is too much before a family of six get tired of staying indoors, out of routine and just looking at each other? The dishwasher broke and Katherine was impressed by a very famous man's ex wife at a a Christmas party. Manny ruins a Wendy house and Brian Cox videos are making Katherine question time and space. Plus, your letters on meeting mum's new boyfriend, finding a husband's dad, and ALSO KATHERINE CASUALLY SAVED TWO LIVES. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 29 December 2025

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family visit to Lapland UK and Fred's menacing threat to Father Christmas. (Are Men Okay!?) KATHERINE RYAN: FIRST BORN DAUGHTER - the new stand-up special is coming to Sky December. Have you seen TINSEL TOWN - the first Christmas Movie devoted to the wonderful camp world of PANTO!?! Katherine is the star of that film and it's also on Sky. She's really condensed the family's Christmas activity list this year and it turns out, she says 'SQUIRREL' wrong. Cher is marrying a younger man because 'all the men my own age are dead' and Jennifer Lawrence finally calls out Leonardo DiCaprio for his younger lady penchant. Plus your letters on vasectomy recovery, in-laws at Christmas and MORE CHEATING while pregnant. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 23 December 2025

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her recent trip to York with baby Holland for a mystery surgery that may or may not be the subject of an upcoming docuseries. Either way, you'll know about it soon enough. Fenna Grace officially graduates nursery so now Katherine can say where she went and you MUST go too! It's a paradise. There's trouble in paradise for Bonnie Blue who's been banged up abroad while bringing her sex tour to Indonesia WHICH HAS THE DEATH PENALTY BY FIRING SQUAD just saying. Also, your letters on inappropriate texting, teenaged anxiety, and not being able to cash a cheque in your husband's name. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 15 December 2025

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the heady mix of guilt and duty upon privately hiring a soft play centre for Fenna Grace's third birthday party. Bobby kept his cool as his daughter was chucked down a climbing frame and we are thankfully more understanding about behavioural challenges. Is it okay to notice when a dad is HOT? An American podcast changes Andrew's algorithm as he deep dives into 'Elimination Communication' for the good of TEE listeners, and he'll never look at 'sphincter control' the same way again. Katherine might die on Friday but for now, your emails on pettiness towards GRANDmother-in-laws, a psycho landlord, and more. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 8 December 2025

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about what it takes to captivate an audience on stage. Tinsel Town launches on Sky Cinema this Friday December 5th and promises to add panto campness and warmth to kick off your holiday season. The children enjoyed a trip to KENT to meet Bluey over the weekend and Fenna Grace is a better figure skater than most of the UK's adult population. We hear from listeners about when to become a stepdad and when to break up with a 'meh' dad. Plus, a Canadian listener has spotted Romesh on a flight from Edmonton! Finally, TEE Producer, Andrew Johnston treats us to a special holiday story time episode and BOY this story has it all: infidelity, intrigue, power imbalances, politics, prose, fashion and FELCHING. Yes, felching.x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 1 December 2025

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about TWO date nights with Bobby K. TWO!!!! The first was a complete surprise and saw Katherine marvelling at the talents of the retro wedding singer loved by the super-rich while dressed in 'Italian Glam 80's Fashion'....whatever that brief means. We discuss Jane Fonda's attitude towards ageing and death, plus some resurfaced info that might indicate evil-doers have deformed genitalia. Was Paris Hilton nearly sourced for Jeffrey Epstein by G-Max in a nightclub? Also, your letters on how having one daughter is tres chic and whether or not to attend dad's Christmas. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 November 2025

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about being struck down with either food poisoning or norovirus or both. We really did think she would die, but Bobby joins us on the episode after holding down the children all weekend. Can he pronounce the word 'squirrel'? Also, many listeners write in to offer support for last week's 'time sensitive' conundrum following a listener's surprise third pregnancy and WOW. People are so so kind. Some people are bad though as we DELVE into the leaked Epstein Emails as succinctly as we can. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 17 November 2025

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how lovely it was to be back hosting Have I Got News For You on the beloved BBC. How foolish she was to think that it would be calm and uneventful, as feathers were ruffled by the use of 'the C-word'. But hasn't the meaning changed? Is it not fine to say? Oh... Violet nearly gets in trouble as she fancies her self the Mayfair Ja Rule and throws a HUGE halloween party. Katherine remembers she's in a Christmas film. Diplo shares that he was romantically with BOTH Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau. Also, your letters on passive-aggressive baby helpers and being unsure about how to move forward with an unplanned pregnancy. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 11 November 2025

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about what tricks and treats the Ryan-Kootstras got up to over Halloween weekend. Ever ambitious, she booked a light show sort of 'dinner theatre' experience in central London for the small children and was very predictably unable to see it through. Bobby fuming. Toddlers hungry. Katherine and Holland: tit out in the rain. Oh well. Plus, Andrew loses his style, titles and residence while Harry and Meghan are batting for the wrong team. Also, your letters on birth trauma and an exciting update about the stalker! x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 November 2025

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how it's been going with 12 days of Holland under the Ryan-Kootstra's belts. Katherine threatens to quit work but Violet is keen to keep the gravy train going and uses toxic feminism to get her mother back in a cab and earning! Plus, Bobby is a meteorologist who has explained the horrific hurricane set to hit Jamaica and apparently the UK gets a piece of it on Monday too. Also, are Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry suspects in the robbery at most famous French museum or was their outing in Paris just a coincidence? David Harbour says the quiet part LOUD and a comedian vows to put a cap on his baby-making ways by 'only dating women who have run out of period'. Also, your letters. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 29 October 2025

This week, Katherine, joined by Bobby is Telling Everybody Everything about baby Holland Juliette's arrival. She takes the cake as the easiest and smoothest delivery of all the children and it was VERY nice to have her at The Portland Hospital. WOW. This is an episode about induction, opiates, options for pain relief, dreamy doctors, Dutch midwives, Nobu and champagne. What a time was had! x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 20 October 2025

This week, Katherine and special guest Bobby are Telling Everybody Everything about former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's CONFIRMED romance with astro-dweeb pop princess, Katy Perry. Yucky. Why did he and his wife get divorced anyway and what's up with his tattoo? Also, when are we allowed to speak ill of the dead? Has it been long enough since Kelly Clarkson's ex-husband's tragic passing to discuss mishandling of finances between them while he was her manager? We think YES. Also, we deep dive on Eastern-inspired luxury postpartum recovery stays as Katherine plans to rock up to Claridges Hotel with a newborn for some rest. Plus, your letters on a SAUCY account discovery that could also be 'suggested' to other family members on the same algorithm, and whether or not to pull your teen out of school for mental health recovery. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 15 October 2025

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about why she's chosen to list her beautiful church conversion maisonette for sale. Taxes seem unfair and Cardi B is beefing with Nicki Minaj again, but BADLY. Is that an authentic scrabble or carefully crafted PR stunt to generate album sales? We just don't know anymore. It's nearly time for The Real Housewives of London reunion and Katherine worries about the drama around her impending birth after an admin mixup at the hospital. Pedo Ian Watkins is dead but not in the way that we'd hoped. Plus, a belated listener letter of solidarity for the man with paternity issues in Japan. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 13 October 2025

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Bobby's ill-fated trip to Canada where he decided to waterski on children's equipment and sustained an injury that packed an unexpected PUNCH. Bobby joins us to warn others about what can happen to your nether regions when you don't take necessary precautions on the water. Plus, the Trump administration further police pregnant women's bodies by declaring that there could be a casual link between autism and Tylenol - the only drug deemed safe to treat pregnant women's pain and fever. Fun! Bobby and Katherine went on the trip of a lifetime to watch Bobby's favourite NFL team play in Dublin over the weekend and SUPERVET, Noel Fitzpatrick is about to appear in a lot of Tik Toks. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 1 October 2025

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about getting male energy out of the house and replacing it with chaotic theme park energy as she and Violet take the babies to Legoland Windsor - VIP NO LESS. The salad bar was not as frightening as a news story that has jumped into Katherine's timeline about a missing teen who was tragically found deceased in an impounded car. There's a lot of mystery and coincidence surrounding this case as she appears to have been 'romantically' (though this is abuse and we get that) linked to viral musician, D4VD who is the registered owner of the vehicle. A very strange case with blood boiling reactions from the media. PLUS Cardi B has learned exactly nothing as she announces her fourth pregnancy - her first with NFL star Steffon Diggs. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 23 September 2025

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a clip where she talked about men casually cheating going viral for a second time. But why? OOooooohhh it seems YET ANOTHER MAN HAS MINDLESSLY CHEATED. Katherine congratulates him on getting ahead of the Strictly curse by cheating a whole three years BEFORE appearing on the show. Inspired. Also, we take a (mostly) unbiased and WHOLLY empathic look at the life, influence and murder of conservative political activist, Charlie Kirk. You might not have known much about him if you didn't have teenagers, so we break it down for the millennial moms and boomers alike. Plus, Katherine experiences a new phenomenon - being annoyed by WOMEN. Finally, your letters on a fat husband losing weight for his side chick and a future mother-in-law with no boundaries. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 15 September 2025

Katherine *AND VIOLET RYAN* are Telling Everybody Everything about 'The American Royal Wedding' also known as the engagement heard round the world as Travis Kelce pops the question to Taylor Swift. 'Your English Teacher and Your Gym Teacher are getting married'. This Swiftie Special has everything - from when and where they got engaged to the importance of full glam for the occasion. The Ring, Celeb Reactions, PreNups, The Takes, The Gaylord and Wild Wedding Speculations JAM PACK this episode with Taylor intel and just the right amount of Violet Ryan Gen Z spice. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 6 September 2025

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the ABYSMAL behaviour of the prosecution cross examining Cardi B on the witness stand over a 'verbal altercation' (that may have been assault) from 2018. Why has it taken so long to go to court? Why is Cardi even there in the first place? Why is this barrister allowed to ask whether she's DISABLED and why she has a wig on!? okkkurrrrrr? Also, The Bop House influencer collective claim to be earning up to two million dollars A MONTH each just by posting jailbait-y content to a thirsty market. What are these girls all about? Is theirs a smart business decision or creating an appetite for something BAD BAD BAD. Plus, your letters on friends for Bobby K, husbands going to see exotic dancers and a baby-trapped friend abroad. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 29 August 2025

Katherine is joined for part of today's episode by Bobby where they're Telling Everybody Everything about K-Fed's new memoir. What's with exes uniting this week? It's not just Britney's ex, but Katie Price also has former partners promising 'the truth' as women on social media leap to her defence. Plus, Violet and her teen cousins head off to Reading Festival with security to protect them, Katherine braces herself for WEEKS of family visits as everyone descends on London for Joanne's wedding, and the Daily Mail delights us with an adorable headline. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 August 2025

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about teen boundaries being broken abroad. Who's in the wrong when a parent's boundaries have been rewritten by the adults on the ground? Bobby and Katherine decide last minute to take the smaller kids away for a luxury holiday in Crète, and Katherine narrowly (or not-so-narrowly) makes it onto the flight home having forgotten she needed a fit-to-fly letter. Is luxury travel even possible with toddlers? Katherine wants to get into hotel management and fix a few bugs in that department. Also, a listener letter who questions which approach to take at her cousin's upcoming wedding: Queen of Serene or PETTY REVENGE. Katherine prepares for tonight's red carpet premiere and asks herself, 'What Would The Real Housewives of London Do?' x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 13 August 2025

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family's last minute plans to go on a holiday curated by expert planner, Bobby K. Bobby joins us to discuss a disgraced Christian Rock star, Brandy Glanville's miracle face cure, why he grew up terrified of Lyme's Disease and what swayed their decision to plan for an upcoming delivery at The Portland Hospital. Violet is spending the month in Canada under the strict supervision of party animal, auntie Kerrie. What could go wrong?? x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 6 August 2025

Katherine's Telling Everybody what she really thinks of a hot topic last week - 'Deadbeat Dads'! Also, Is Katy Perry dating Justin Trudeau? We've also received SOOOOO many messages about reality star Sam Faiers letting her children build up a 'natural tolerance' to the sun rather than slathering them in SPF. Vogue magazine publishes its first AI model in a Guess advert and Katherine attends the OASIS concert at Wembley Stadium with friends from home. Will she ever dance again? Plus, a listener letter about getting in touch with an estranged and now sick sperm donor. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 August 2025

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her exciting cameo in 'The Bad Guys 2' coming to cinemas in the UK July 25th. She slags off the family a bit in press interviews, but obviously loves them enough to feel free to do so and explains WHY she said she would experience 'gender disappointment' with a baby boy. Katherine tried to attend a cervical smear this weekend and was rightfully turned away, and she gives advice to waitstaff on how to augment their tip by at least 20 percent. Plus. THAT COLDPLAY COUPLE caught on the jumbotron that everyone can't stop talking about. Is it too much for two nerds? Also, Late Night Chat Shows are FINISHED in America. What can we expect from television in the UK? Is there any chance of saving it? Plus, your letters on becoming the 4th baby mum, accessing therapy for children and dying your hair in pregnancy. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 July 2025

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything by sharing your letters for the young woman faced with her stalker's release in August. What can she do to protect herself? Is the system broken or are the police at fault? What's her CCTV situation and digital footprint like? This week, the Ryan-Kootstras faced issues with the council and a hefty tax bill so admin was at the top of the list as they hosted guests and attended 'Just For One Day', the magnificent Live Aid Musical in the west end. Katherine's cannot BELIEVE that Lena Dunham's actual husband has only seen three episodes of GIRLS as 'Too Much' gets rave reviews on Netflix. Also, The Epstein files aren't coming out after all, but if it's any consolation, Bezos might be buying Vogue and Mattel releases a Barbie with type one diabetes. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 16 July 2025

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Bobby's summer of sadness as trees are cut down and yet another online tradesman does him wrong. Katherine considers getting a fully reclining massage chair rather than a nursery chair and THERE'S ONE CHAIR that's got to go. Lauren Sanchez should write books to inspire side chicks, Katherine looked a mess at Mel B's wedding and P Diddy dodges many of the charges against him! x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 9 July 2025

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about why we can't change all the words we don't like just because it hurts our feelings. We're sorry, but she's doubling down on sex workers being considered 'low status' in our society's current model, even though she respects them. MANY mums from the school and nursery went to see Chris Brown in concert this week and even brought along their teenaged daughters! 'But he has so many hits'......exactly. Importantly, a young woman from one of Katherine's tour shows reached out for help with the dilemma that her CONVICTED STALKER is being released into her community after repeatedly violating orders of protection and spending time in prison for harassing her. Can anything be done to protect her!? Also, Sabrina Carpenter is Man's Best Friend, Ricki Lake has a more budget-friendly facelift than Kris Jenner and Tattle gets exposed. Plus, a listener dilemma on how to manage hurt family feelings by getting eloped. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 25 June 2025

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how nesting and admin go hand-in-hand. June is perhaps the busiest month in the Ryan-Kootstra diary and Katherine is managing the mental load of new schools, renovations, birthday parties, trips to New York and prom, all while still on tour and growing another baby. Poor Karen Millen popped on a breakfast show and answered a question about breastfeeding only to find herself cancelled by the granola moms online! Plus, what kind of toxic feminism have we found ourselves in when we're having babies and getting facelifts at the exact same time!!?! (or just me) x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 14 June 2025