Hello and welcome to another episode of Telling Everybody Everything.

This week has been an eventful one in the Ryan Cooster household.

Let me look back at my diary and see what we have achieved.

Like, can we ever just chill?

Oh, yes.

Last week, and it would have just aired this past Sunday,

I was invited back on Mock the Week,

which has been revived and is longer, stronger, and better than ever. It's on TLC, Sunday

nights at 9. How can I watch TLC? I can't hold your hand and like walk you through that. Because

in Canada and I think in America from what I've experienced traveling, everything is just

really simple. It's like, what channel is it on? And we'd be like channel three, and that was it.

But here, you have different light bulbs for everything. We only really have one light bulb in Canada.

Does that need a light bulb? Go out and buy light bulb. You know, it's simple. And here you need to know, like, all these different things. Batteries, the same thing. I bought Fred a spider from Tesco's because he's so cute. Fred is entering such like a cute generation of life. He still has a temper though and is a little boy

and therefore annoys me and we have very dissimilar interests. But he wanted to scare Violet with

this spider and he was so cute in the shop like choosing the spider. And I thought to myself,

I bet this thing has a battery because it crawls. I'm sure the battery is not included.

And then when we got to the till, the batteries are very near to the tills. And lots of people

are walking by. It's really dangerous to have a buggy and a baby and Fred. And I couldn't work out

what was a 1.5 volt battery. And I was like, I have no idea what's going on here. And I just

bought like all the

batteries. I bought triple A batteries, double A batteries. I bought some C batteries because I thought,

this is wrong, but we probably need some. And then there are little batteries that look like

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