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Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything

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Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything

kathbum

Comedy

4.64.9K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about what tricks and treats the Ryan-Kootstras got up to over Halloween weekend. Ever ambitious, she booked a light show sort of 'dinner theatre' experience in central London for the small children and was very predictably unable to see it through. Bobby fuming. Toddlers hungry. Katherine and Holland: tit out in the rain. Oh well. Plus, Andrew loses his style, titles and residence while Harry and Meghan are batting for the wrong team. Also, your letters on birth trauma and an exciting update about the stalker! x

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0:00.0

Hello, hello and welcome to another episode of telling everybody everything. It is the 3rd of November, Monday. Holland is a week and a half old today or tomorrow. No, two weeks, two and a half weeks. And things have been going well. I do think she might have reflux, though nowhere near as bad as Fred. We have this

0:23.6

wonderful midwife service that is like, it's sort of offered by the Portland. It's like an extension

0:31.2

to what you do at the Portland. It's Portland midwives, I think. And they, I mean, I think, who knows who it is.

0:40.8

Some ladies come to the house. No, this wonderful one woman midwife comes to the house and does all

0:46.6

of the newborn appointments there, which is just so nice when you don't have to bundle up a newborn

0:53.6

and take them into central London.

0:56.0

Babies need to see midwives a lot when they're first born.

0:59.3

But maybe if you have a baby at your local hospital, they send a midwife to you anyway.

1:04.1

Hey, maybe I'm just getting a service that everyone on the NHS is getting.

1:08.0

I don't know.

1:08.8

But our wonderful midwife is coming tomorrow and she is

1:13.7

going to check on that reflux for me because this baby just pukes and with force. Not all the time,

1:21.8

but some of the time and my bras are getting just like completely filled with vomit.

1:28.3

Well, with milk.

1:29.1

It's like pure milk.

1:30.6

And I just, it's a bit triggering because of Fred's terrible reflux.

1:34.6

But Bobby thinks she doesn't have reflex at all because she's not annoyed by it at all.

1:39.7

He just thinks she's drinking too much milk.

1:42.3

And that may very well be the case.

1:45.0

I love a baby with a good latch who drinks loads and loads and loads of milk though.

1:50.5

Happy baby.

1:51.3

She's here with me now.

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