Hello and welcome to a kitchen episode of telling everybody everything.

Apologies in advance for the background noise, but I am unable with my current sleeping arrangements

to make it to the gym slash podcast studio.

If HMRC are listening.

And if you are listening, you can suck my fat dick this month as you.

I can't tell anyone how much. Is it personal tax I'm paying or corporate tax, Bobby?

It is, well, I've paid. No, this one payment, I'm not even kidding, is personal tax.

And I have to pay it tomorrow. And it is

more money than I ever thought I would make in my life, let alone have to give to the taxman.

And then you think to yourself, oh, that means you're earning lots of money, Catherine. Somehow

no. Like, I don't know what the hell is going on but I'm in the

kitchen we're all going to live in a very small kitchen soon all together in one room apartment

if the tax man keeps fucking my ass the way he has all right Sorry if there are any small children in the room.

That's done with. I want to open with an email that I know is fake. And if it's not fake,

you need to like change your approach because it seems incredibly fake. There is a first name,

last name, like a very British, like let's call it Anne, just like a very nice girl name.

And then the email address is like a baby related email address at gmail.com.

Now, if you were a complete idiot, you might think this was real.

And if it's real, again, like 1 and if it's real again like 1%

chance it's real I'm sorry but is 99% pervert and this is why I never am

defrauded apart from by this government okay hi Catherine my name is Anne I'm a

midwifery student from Gibraltar this semester we've been encouraged to

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