Hello, hello, cunts and welcome to another episode of telling everybody everything.

If you are worried that I'm going to say that word again, this episode, I'm not.

I'm sorry if you had children in the car.

If you don't react to the word, they won't repeat it.

You know, I think that word has been

reclaimed by the queer community anyway. I think I've already told you a story where I was going

into a place of business. It was a receptionist who said to me, girl, your Bob is giving

C word. And that was a risk on her part, but I took it

as the compliment that it was intended to be. However, over the weekend, oh, God, I have been

smeared in the tabloids once again. And I understand, I understand where the online and print news media

is coming from. It's fun to lift a joke from stage or television and then print it in black and

white. It feels like a very blunt instrument when you do that. It feels really serious to see any of my jokes written down.

A journalist, a wonderful journalist.

I don't know if I'm allowed to say I was on her podcast recently,

but she's someone that it's rare to make a grown-up friend.

Emily Dean and I made grown-up friends about a decade ago, and I think this might be a grown-up friend. Emily Dean and I made grown-up friends about a decade ago.

And I think this might be a grown-up friend that I carry forward into my life.

But anyway, I did her podcast, more on that soon.

And she did ask me about hurting feelings, how I feel about pushback.

And I told her before the incident of the weekend that I'm about to get into involving the

C word, I told her on the podcast, I don't like hurting people at all.

I don't mind if people want to take offense generally to what I do.

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