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Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything

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Comedy

4.5 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2026

⏱️ 53 minutes

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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how celebrities are making A MILLION dollars a week on Only Fans? Is not being on Only Fans a missed opportunity? Also, apparently you can't just go out and buy any car you like for a young driver. There are insurance rules about Litres and TORQUE and value and size and all kinds of things that Katherine had no idea about. Thank God once again for Bobby and his value-consciousness. But what does Katherine know - she can't even get life insurance so the plan is DONT DIE. Also, Andrew sends us Met Gala looks hot off the press and we play a little game of GAGworthy or SLAGworthy (which we know is mean). Plus, your letters about moaning neighbours and secretive husbands. xx

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0:00.0	Hello, hello, and welcome to another episode of telling everybody everything.
0:07.3	Should we all be on OnlyFans?
0:11.9	Should we all be on OnlyFans?
0:13.7	Because I saw this week, or over the bank holiday weekend, which I'm sure was as punishing for you as it was for me,
0:22.9	having lots of small children at home for an extra day.
0:27.9	Shannon Elizabeth, who you will remember mostly from the American Pie movie franchise,
0:34.4	but she's done some other things. I really enjoyed her on punked.
0:39.6	She's just like a beautiful, talented, nice actress, but we haven't heard from her in a little
0:43.5	while. Shannon Elizabeth. Look up, Shannon Elizabeth, if you're not sure, if you have a second,
0:48.0	she's just like, the most beautiful woman when I was, how old were we when American Pie came out?
0:54.8	Were we still in high school? Like 18, I don't know. She was the exchange student who had a nude scene and had this
1:02.3	perfect, perfect body. So she has come out publicly to say that she in one week has made over
1:10.7	one million dollars on Only fans. $1 million on OnlyFans.
1:13.1	Her first week on OnlyFans, $1 million.
1:16.2	And I don't think it takes that many followers for a sexy celebrity of that
1:22.9	echelon to achieve that.
1:24.1	I think she had maybe like, I don't know, 100,000, 300,000 subscribers. I don't
1:28.5	really know how OnlyFans works, except to say that there are lots of platforms like OnlyFans. It's the
1:35.0	most popular one maybe. People can subscribe to view your content for free, but then there are
1:41.4	extra layers that are subscription based or like they're behind
1:46.6	a paywall.
1:47.9	And I think creators set their own amounts for a subscription.
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