Am I An Instrument Of The Far Right?

Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything

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Comedy

4.5 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2026

⏱️ 55 minutes

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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how like a sports injury, a breastfeeding event can knock you sideways and end your milking career. Also, a school parent tweets something WILD about a child at the school and I guess everyone is just.... okay with it? Mummy's in danger of KARENING about it and embarrassing the family. Should we beg Erica Komisar to appear on the podcast or have we got feminist problems with her attachment theory? Jon Richardson can do better cartwheels than Katherine because she's starting to die. Also, comedian Andrew Johnston brings news from Hollywood like - Hayden Pannetiere's memoir is spicy and details her relationship with her daughter (who lives with her giant ex), Shakira has a big tax win over the Spanish government, and an update on Katie Price's missing husband. Plus, your letters about being a reality star and washing the shitty towels of a 67 year old man. x

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to another episode of telling everybody everything.
0:06.2	What a week. It is hot in London, hot. All around the UK, we cannot wait to welcome Bobby's
0:15.4	mother tomorrow. Tracy, one of my very favorite people, one of the strongest, most stoic, most good-humored women
0:27.0	in the face of a lot of adversity, especially as of late.
0:32.5	Fuck, I love that woman.
0:33.7	And the children are a little bit better about relatives lately, which shocked the shit
0:40.3	out of me. My dad and his lovely wife, share bear, visited briefly. And you know, my dad,
0:46.5	my dad is a good guest. Three days max. And that is what he wants. It's not doing it for us.
0:53.9	He's like, I can handle three days of this circus maximum,
0:56.9	and then I'm going to Ireland where my dad has friends and where my dad is from.
1:02.2	He was going for a bunch of fun stuff.
1:04.5	I don't know how these old people.
1:06.2	And like, yes, my dad is old.
1:07.9	What is he?
1:08.3	70 something?
1:09.9	75 this year. I don't know how they do it because I'm
1:15.9	starting to lose energy. I tried to break dance for a project this week. I just thought I could
1:20.4	break dance. Like especially, you know when you see them and they're sort of fanning their legs around
1:25.7	and spinning on their back, they sort of like do
1:29.2	leg, leg, and then they roll and then they go back on their leg, leg, leg on their back, and then
1:35.0	their arms, listen, that is hard. That is a hard move. I just laid on my back like a fucking
1:40.6	beetle. I couldn't do anything. And I thought, well, hang on, this, this is, this must be
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