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Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything

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Comedy

4.5 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2026

⏱️ 49 minutes

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This week, Katherine's skipping the BAFTAS to be Telling Everybody Everything about the reactions to the listener's email whose husband had his WhatsApp messages LOCKED. Should she confront him? Is he even doing anything wrong? The listeners were quick to write in about this one, giving advice and detailing their own experiences. He could very well be plotting to eat her, so hopefully we get to the bottom of it soon! Also, the tragic passing of reality star Jake Hall makes us scared about glass, Taylor Swift was in London, Chanel debuts leather ankle straps and calls them £1500 shoes, Steffon Diggs is GUILTY of stealing back Cardi B's heart, and Nick Cannon refuses to celebrate his 'baby mamas' on the day he uniquely qualified them for. You can follow comedian Andrew Johnston at @mandrewbrawnston on IG x

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to another episode of telling everybody everything. It was American Mother's Day
0:07.7	yesterday, Canadian Mother's Day yesterday, kind of everywhere apart from the UK, Mother's Day
0:13.2	yesterday. And I think that's something to do with Victoria Day or something royal, but I cannot be
0:17.9	bothered to find out. So happy Mother's Day if you're not from the UK.
0:23.1	It was also the BAFTAs yesterday and I really embarrassed myself because I am not a BAFTA's
0:30.5	darling, right? Like I will never be nominated for or win a BAFTA and that's fine with me.
0:36.7	Like I just am in it for the vibes and the money.
0:40.9	And I don't, well, actually, you make more money if you win awards. But otherwise, I think they're a
0:45.7	very fun, glamorous evening. Otherwise, not my thing. I wasn't invited this year, and I have been invited other years. I've
0:55.6	presented at the Baptist other years. And hello, I'm a TV star, so I was like, hang on a minute.
1:01.1	And I don't even like long ceremonies like that, but there was something about not being invited
1:09.0	that made me feel really left out.
1:12.6	And I know that I have small children and I am a drag at these events.
1:17.6	I don't stay as long as everyone else.
1:19.6	I don't do the schmoozing.
1:20.6	I don't get drunk.
1:21.6	Even before Holland, like that wasn't really me.
1:24.6	I'm the first to leave, the last to arrive.
1:26.6	But it just like, I felt like
1:28.5	it was wrong. So I reached out to my manager and my PR and I was like, guys, shouldn't I be
1:35.1	invited to the BAFTAs? I am a TV star. Like, isn't it a bad look that I'm not invited to
1:39.4	the Baptist? Do you think that I should be going to the BAFTAs? Is it going to be like
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