Hello and welcome to an emergency episode of telling everybody everything from the kitchen on Monday at 8.12 p.m.

Bobby has no microphone. He is across for me with a salami sandwich?

Pastrami. Is there any salami in that pastrami sandwich?

No. No, it's pickles, mustard cheese, pastrami lettuce even.

And what kind of crisp have you got inside? Regular salted. What an exciting night.

And I have had a fah, which is not pronounced foe, but is pronounced fa. And I do like this company because everything there

is gluten fawking free. But I've been told not to support them too much because they are

white people who tried to trademark the name fah, allegedly, which is a Vietnamese type of

noodle. And it's, you know, the whites, you got to watch out. You got to watch your

behavior. You're going to watch your back. It has been a busy weekend in the Ryan Cooster

household. We had Fred's birthday party over the weekend. We went to another birthday party over the

weekend and we just have like extremely punishing schedules. I'm trying to finish my book, which is available for pre-order now.

It's going to be really good, guys, because I am a millennial who has access to Instagram

reels.

Therefore, I'm basically an armchair psychologist, anthropologist, sociologist, psychoanalysis.

And yeah, I'm just diving so much deeper than ever before into the dynamics of being a firstborn daughter.

And by the way, there are six different types.

It's not just the super organized one.

And that's been fun.

And loads of anecdotes since I wrote my last book, The Audacity.

So there's a link on my socials if you want to pre-order the book. And let me tell you now,

pre-ordering a book, you're thinking, how does that benefit me? Catherine, it comes out October

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