Hello and welcome to another episode of Telling Everybody Everything.

It has been a wild week.

Bobby and I spent two days in Italy for his birthday.

We brought Holland, of course.

She's too young to be left on her own.

The others were not left on their own.

They had a babysitter and they had school.

We only take holidays during the week so that the kids are quite occupied. But we had a fab time. And I drank a lot

on the first day, but never enough to be drunk. I was kind of just celebratory light day drinking

because obviously I'm breastfeeding a very small baby. I never got

drunk. But I still like, drinking is not even fun anymore. I see why people grow old and they

start running marathons and wearing Lycra, biking around, doing CrossFit and they go sober because what is the point? When we return

from this holiday on Friday afternoon, I had a headache that lasted until this exact moment on

Monday. Like my headache went away literally 30 minutes ago. And I was searching. Gemini is not a doctor,

but I searched things up on my little AI assistant, a large language model. And I was like, why do I have this headache? I thought for a while I was going to have a stroke. I had a brain tumor. I don't know what was going on. And Gemini essentially was like, you are old and you have a headache because you're dehydrated from the amount of alcohol. You drank. I was like, but I was never drunk.

Gemini was like, it doesn't matter.

You are old as shit, bitch.

I'm paraphrasing.

I felt a little bit riled up.

And this is something that it's difficult for me to talk about because, you know, I am learning for the first time about an entertainer called Russell Brand.

I've never gone on the record making any specific statement about him.

I barely know anything about this man.

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