Dear Internet

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about disrespecting your girlfriend’s special pink towel, a really odd and creepy phone incident, and sharing a list with your wife! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 30 May 2026

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about feeding an old dog, husband revenge ideas, and embarrassing your friend at the McDonald’s drive-thru! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 16 May 2026

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about a suddenly crummy gal, a laughing woman in the closet, and a movie opinion so bad it makes you want to break up! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 2 May 2026

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about logical soap opinions, normal behavior for women, and getting your identity stolen by your husband and sister-in-law! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 18 April 2026

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about refusing to share food with your wife, banning Buldak ramen, and being saved by a spirit in Las Vegas! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 4 April 2026

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about a coworker with a habit that’s a bit nasty, Avatar: The Way of Boners, and hanging up Satanic decorations! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 March 2026

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about copy-pasting love letters, whether underwears are REALLY necessary to wear, and dating Snow White and the whole kingdom! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 7 March 2026

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about disgusting boyfriends, mummy boyfriends, and whether pool sharks deserve love! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 February 2026

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about Real Denim Heads, crying over Avatar, and making your bandmates Demon and Witch cry! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 7 February 2026

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about watching Heated Rivalry with your dad, getting stoned with Bigfoot, and getting Magic the Gathering cards from your coworker! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 January 2026

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about getting your friend to understand the loss she’s caused, duplicating objects, and a child’s invincible gun! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 10 January 2026

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about helping with holiday cooking, living a cake lie, and PDA at the pub! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 20 December 2025

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about helping with holiday cooking, living a cake lie, and PDA at the pub! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 6 December 2025

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about a turkey abomination, how scary female ghosts are, and seeing things through your situationship’s eyes! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 November 2025

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about Halloween with your small and cute girlfriend, ham shame, and feeling uneasy around your Swedish hostess! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 8 November 2025

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about high maintenance bathroom expectations, a wedding photoshoot, and getting creeped out by the Joker! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 25 October 2025

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about wearing underwear in the bathroom, backyard donkeys and/or mules, and trying to control how your wife drinks water! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 11 October 2025

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about roller coaster etiquette, the intimate act of zipping up a hoodie, and the mystery of the missing dress! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 27 September 2025

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about a Labubu liar, being husband of the year, and proving your commitment…..permanently! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 30 August 2025

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about treating your uncles like adults, the psychology of a demon, and your girlfriend’s gorgeous mom! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 16 August 2025

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about telling your brother to FUCK OFF when he asks for pretzels, defeating an entity, and staying faithful….beyond the grave! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 2 August 2025

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about an exploding Little Free Library, a bird beefing with your homie, and letting your aunt eat dog food! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 19 July 2025

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about weddings! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 5 July 2025

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about ruining the tone of a horror film, highly intelligent sasquatches, and what to do when your husband gets seduced into a throuple at the motorcycle track! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 June 2025

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about raw meat energy, the inner child of suave, older men, and a marriage ruined by plants and landscape! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 7 June 2025

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about a $900 ferret, sharing an experience with other people on Reddit, and the neighborhood onion thief! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 17 May 2025

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about drinking and painting a fence with your bros, cowboy and horse beef, and giving nails to children! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 May 2025

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about ratting out your friend at the Minecraft movie, being able to share ANYTHING with your partner, and the 1% of the canine world! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 19 April 2025

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about dealing with a Scoundrel and Thief, fighting over dinosaurs, and a name that builds character! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 5 April 2025

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about making the seals jealous, meeting a vampire in Springfield, MA, and a surprise singing chef! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 March 2025

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about cooking illegal meat, how STUPID dancing is, and whether Mr. Beast…..is the Antichrist! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 8 March 2025

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about hundreds of packages of fake money, farting etiquette, and a disrespectful worship band name! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 February 2025

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about a little piggy boyfriend, getting rid of a succubus, and a hidden fox! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 8 February 2025

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about cat mommies, kitty girls, and treating your cat like a brother! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 25 January 2025

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about stepmom’s Christmas tree graveyard, the tragic state of Simpsons subreddits, and a romantic Christmas gift! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 11 January 2025

Dear Internet,This week, sharing toothbrushes, a ghost killing someone directly, and a Christmas-movie-ass family scenario! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 December 2024

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about bringing a pie to Thanksgiving, the protective power of cats, and Christmas conflict with your mother in law! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 7 December 2024

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about a girlfriend’s new eyebrows, being married to your best friend, and tingling in threatful situations! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 November 2024

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about berries that make your mouth feel weird, bad dreams about your dead aunt, and pasta innovations!! Edit: Sorry this is late, we had some issues with syncing Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 16 November 2024

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about a plague of brown recluses, how good it is to be a ghost, and getting naked on your birthday! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 26 October 2024

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about apple peel drama, doing something kinda fucked up, and the creepy old neighborhood snake guy! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 12 October 2024

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about breaking out of slug jail, a yassified Father’s Day card, and, straight up, the beginning of a horror movie! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 28 September 2024

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about shaming your neighbor, supporting your boyfriend, and crushing your wife’s dreams! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 14 September 2024

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about a boyfriend that makes you say “Good Grief,” an arrow as skinny as a toothpick, and horse hygiene! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 31 August 2024

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about returning a birthday gift, getting slapped by a ghost, and delicious Florida cuisine! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 17 August 2024

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about taking only 2 plums, the siren call of clam strips, and a pink boyfriend leash! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 August 2024

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about getting brainwashed by the pledge of allegiance, an awesome name for a girl, and being forced to watch the Watchman! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 20 July 2024

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about a weird-sounding bird, burping and wheezing like a motherfucker, and the life of a catboy! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 6 July 2024

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about asking a crying woman to leave a bathroom stall, a haunted puppet, and jorts. Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 June 2024

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about licking the sauce, trying to get possessed, cool (?) motorcycle guys! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 8 June 2024