Dear Internet Episode 230: Big Cup
Dear Internet
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4.9 • 538 Ratings
🗓️ 20 December 2025
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Dear Internet,
This week, we’re talking about helping with holiday cooking, living a cake lie, and PDA at the pub!
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| 0:00.0 | Dear Internet. |
| 0:15.6 | Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the internet's wildest |
| 0:20.9 | questions. This week, we're talking about being the designated bottle fillet, eating turkey |
| 0:26.6 | licks straight off the bone, and a private security prank. I'm Jennifer Sheik, and with me is |
| 0:33.1 | Tim Lennon. Hello, Jennifer. Nick Bristow. Hello, Jennifer. And Michael DeMorrow. Hello, Jennifer. Nick Bristow. Hello, Jennifer. |
| 0:38.6 | And Michael DeMorrow. |
| 0:39.9 | Hello, Jennifer. |
| 0:42.1 | Hello, boys. |
| 0:44.9 | We're December 15th, 2025. |
| 0:46.5 | It's the damn holiday season. |
| 0:48.5 | I see Rudolph right out there. |
| 0:50.0 | His nose is blinking. |
| 0:50.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:51.6 | It's going crazy. I don't know about you guys, but I am. |
| 0:53.4 | Full of the holiday spirit. |
| 0:55.0 | Oh, man. |
| 1:11.7 | A little cheer. Is that a... Yeah, everything in the world is so good. Is that innuendo? Innuendo. Is innuendo only for sex? Anytime you say you're full of something, that's innuendo. Oh, that's true. I'm whole of his holiday chair, if you know what I'm saying. I do have a little holiday cheer, though, because right before we started recording, our neighbors popped over and gave us their yearly holiday cookie blocks. Yeah, that's true. It was weird because you yelled at them and said, we're recording. And then they gave cookies. Hey, you know what we're doing. Give me that. We normally record it on Sunday, but like today we're on Monday. |
| 1:28.8 | Yeah, I was going to. |
| 1:45.6 | All right. You said, if we're going to bring me, cookies, bring them earlier. Bring them earlier. And more guys. I don't know if I should be talking to you right now because you're clearly very cold. Yeah. So I'm going to say thank you and then let you go on your way because you look very cold. I'll see you next month for my cookie delivery. That's what you said. Yeah, yeah. I didn't even know it was Christmas until these fucking things showed up and I'm like, finally, I'm happy. Why is this cookie? A little tin with like me. Do I have to give this back? Great. I don't know. I don't think. Great. I don't think so. I think that's. I think this is our tin now. Thanks for giving me an errand around. Yeah, right. Remember the classic Kanye tweet of like, now I got to deal with this water bottle. Yeah. Before he became what I did. Anyway. Another holiday surprise, a little visitor, |
| 2:21.2 | we saw the, |
| 2:22.6 | we were visited by the daytime possum. |
| 2:24.7 | Yes. |
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