Dear Internet.

Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the internet's wildest

questions. This week, we're talking about getting brainwashed by the Pledge of Allegiance,

an awesome name for a girl, and being forced to watch The Watchmen. I'm Jennifer Sheek,

and with me is Tim Lenning. Hello, Jennifer. Michael DeMorrow. Hello, Jennifer. And Nick Fristow. Hello, Jennifer. What's up, everybody? I'm not gonna lie, I'm a little hungover today. Same. I didn't think it was possible drinking like bush lights and shit. Oh, you gotta go hard. You gotta try Well, okay. So, Tim and I went to a, not the bribe.

We went to a footy game last night here in St. Louis. And the beers they were selling were, like, the biggest beers I've ever seen in my life. Yeah. I wonder if modern stadiums are like, yeah, we're going to charge you an arm and a leg, but the can you're going to get is so big. your brain will be like, this is worth it.

Because they were like bigger than a tallboy.

It was like bigger than that.

There was like a 40 ounce. but the can you're going to get is so big, your brain will be like, this is worth it.

Because they were, like, bigger than a tall boy. It was, like, bigger than that. It was like a 40 ounce. It felt like a liter of beer. Are you guys excited for the big game today? What? The big game today. The big game today? What's the big game today? It's the finals for the Euros. Oh. England versus Spain.

Ooh.

Oh. England versus

Spain. Oh, that's going to be good.

I will say the

game was very fun. There was like a whole

cheering section of people with flags and just like

they had a megaphone

the whole time. They had people to lead the cheers and they had drones and things like that. Nice. It was very party atmosphere. Oh, yeah, it was awesome. Apparently that zone is only standing. Everyone was standing leaning against a bar, which is kind of interesting because we were basically standing the entire time. Everyone in front of us stood so we couldn't even sit down the whole time.

But it was right.

You got to be hyped.

Yeah.

That's what I was trying to say. I was like, everybody, if we do this together. Just sit down. And if everyone would be quiet, we can hear the ball better and such and so forth. Did you say what it was that you went to? St. Louis City. San Luis City versus Vancouver.

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