Dear Internet.

Welcome to Dear Internet.

The show where a group of friends come together to answer the internet's wildest

questions. This week, we're talking about a girlfriend's new eyebrows, being married to your

best friend, and tingling and threatful situations. I'm Jennifer Sheik, and with me is Tim

Lannning. Hello, Jennifer. Nick Bristow. Hello, Jennifer. And Michael DeMorrow. Hello, Jennifer. Yeah, these questions, I added a, uh, I added what I just found. I thought the ones that I find, like, right before we record are always, like, the best. Yeah. So fresh. They're so fresh. They're so fresh. You don't have time to second guess yourself.

Just exactly.

It's like picking up a bird.

Like picking up a bird?

Oh, because you just got to go for it.

Yeah.

I see.

I've never picked up a, have I ever picked up a bird?

I've never picked up a wild one.

Don't get started on this.

Not a wild bird. Well, you shouldn't pick up wild birds. They're full of mites and shit. I'm about to pick up a bird next Thursday, you know what I'm saying? No. Because of Thanksgiving. You're going to pick up a bird, mate. You're going to the pub to pick up a bird? No, I'm talking about a turkey. I'm about to pick it up and put in my mouth.

You know what I'm saying? Okay, I get what you're saying. That's pretty cool. Yeah, I do that too. You put the whole turkey in your mouth? I put the whole thing in my mouth and then I serve it. You swallow it and then your neck gets big and then you pull out just the bones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I serve it.

Yeah, I don't cut it.

You know, like some people can tie a cherry stem.

I can.

Yes. And then you pull out just the bones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I serve it. Yeah, I don't cut it. You know, like some people can tie a cherry stem. I can debone a turkey. Yeah, I mean, if you can spatch, you can spatch cock a turkey. Yeah, man, like if tying a cherry stem means you're good at blow jobs, what does, what sexual prowess do you have if you can heaf, cliff an entire, uh, turkey? Pussy and obviously, come on. And look at her to play off the bone. Pussy, like a whole bunch of bones. I'm sorry, but if somebody could do that to a cherry stem, I wouldn't let them near my penis. Yeah, well, kind of damn knot. I don't want it to be a knot. What if you think he was all your blood flow? Yeah. To your penis.

Yeah.

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