Dear Internet Episode 201: Soft Mammals

Dear Internet

GeeklyInc

Advice, Reddit, Comedy, Relationships

4.9 • 538 Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Dear Internet,

This week, we’re talking about apple peel drama, doing something kinda fucked up, and the creepy old neighborhood snake guy!

Edited by Stephen Garcia

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0:00.0	Dear Internet.
0:03.5	Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the internet's wildest questions.
0:21.8	This week, we're talking about Apple Peel drama, doing something kind of fucked up, and
0:28.1	the creepy old neighborhood snake guy.
0:31.1	I'm Jennifer Cheek, and with me is Tim Lennon.
0:33.7	Hello, Jennifer.
0:35.1	Nick Fristow.
0:36.3	Hello, Jennifer. And Michael DeMorrow. Hello, Jennifer. Hello, Jennifer. Nick Fristow. Hello, Jennifer.
0:38.5	And Michael DeMorrow.
0:40.2	Hello, Jennifer.
0:41.7	Guys, we've entered the spooky season.
0:44.9	It's October.
0:46.3	Oh, no.
0:47.7	I go outside, and I see Skellingtons everywhere.
0:50.4	And ours aren't out.
0:51.5	We've got to get our, today, our plan after we report, to put out our skeletons. Our neighbor has one of the 12 foot skeletons, our working foot. And, like, Diana was like, did you see the skeleton? Did you see a skeleton when you're driving it? And then I just started avoiding looking at it. And I told her it because I was too scared. They're so big. I love to see a big skeleton. We have somebody like two streets over that has a skeleton that it's really just its head and shoulders, but it's like in the ground. Dragging itself out of the ground. Oh, that's cool. This fucker would be like 30 feet tall. Whoa. I've seen those. It's so big. I want that one so bad. But our front yard is fucked up. It's like we don't get anywhere to put that. Yeah. Because our whole front yard is just like plants. Yeah. And it's not flat. Does everyone know what they're going to do for Halloween? I don't know. Why should I dress us for Halloween? I had an idea, but it seemed like too much work, and now Halloween is soon, and I don't
1:47.0	know what to do. I mean... I think I'm going to dress as a bat. You have 25 days. Are people going to think your bat is just your moth? I'm afraid for you. They already thought I was a bat last year, but I was a buff man. That's kind of what I'm like, well, maybe they'll get it right this time.
1:59.6	Well, you should put a buffer.
2:01.7	Nothing to matter.
2:02.4	No one's going to remember.
2:03.0	I'm going to be a buff man. That's kind of what I'm like, well, maybe they'll get it right this time. Well, you should put a buffer.
2:01.7	Nothing to matter.
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