Dear Internet.

Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the Internet's wildest

questions. This week, we're talking about wearing underwear in the bathroom, backyard

donkeys, and or mules, and trying to control how your wife drinks water.

I'm Jennifer Cheek. It with me is Tim Lennon. Hello, Jennifer. Nick Rissau.

Hello, Jennifer.

And guess who's back? Is Michael Tomorrow?

He was here last episode, you stupid idiot.

Is that true?

No, because Pat was on the last... I wasn't here last week.

Oh, shit, you're right. I'm dumb.

Konichua, Jennifer.

Sorry, it was Nick. That was in Japan. My bad.

Michael was not here two episodes ago.

Michael's face fell off, but he was here last week.

But he was here working. No, you're so right. I missed a lot of episodes of our other

show. Yes, I was just like, it must have been Michael. That was the one that was gone.

But no.

In this cast, it was, in this case, it was Nick. Yeah. And Nick, I did say that you were on the Shinkansen when we recorded. And I think that was literally true at that time. I think that probably was true. Because you told us you were on one. And then I said it when you recorded. It's pronounced Sincenzon.

Shinkins.

Oh, my,

Shinkansen.

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