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Dear Internet

Dear Internet Episode 194: Accidental Body Builders

Dear Internet

GeeklyInc

Advice, Reddit, Comedy, Relationships

4.9538 Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Dear Internet,

This week, we’re talking about a weird-sounding bird, burping and wheezing like a motherfucker, and the life of a catboy!


Edited by Stephen Garcia


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0:00.0

Dear Internet.

0:15.6

Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the Internet's wildest questions.

0:22.2

This week, we're talking about a weird-sounding bird, burping and wheezing like a motherfucker, and the life of a cat boy.

0:32.1

I'm Jennifer, and with me is Tim Lennon.

0:34.6

Hello, Jennifer.

0:35.8

Nick Bristow.

0:37.1

Hello, Jennifer. And Michael DeMning. Hello, Jennifer. Nick Bristow. Hello, Jennifer. And Michael DeBorrow. Hello, Jennifer. Hello, boys. Hello, boys. I burped when you said burp. What? Yeah, like, I actually burped. Burp it. Burp it like a motherfucker. All right, that means I'm going to do something I didn't want to do, but I've been meeting to do it all the time.

0:57.2

Let's hear it.

0:57.9

The intro to the show is welcome to dear a show where a group of friends come together.

1:03.0

Michael, you're not my friend anymore.

1:04.7

What?

1:05.6

Because I did a burp?

1:07.0

Yeah, you did a burp.

1:08.3

You don't, wait.

1:09.3

Call me Ross because we're not friends. Wait. Wow. But he is a friend. Call me Ross, because we're not friends, all right? No, you're a burp here? I just think it was weird that he did it. Wow. This was the final straw. Did you even hear me do it? No. He's just mad at the concept.

1:28.3

Yeah.

1:28.7

If I want to be really honest, I haven't eaten food today and I drank a big iced coffee.

1:35.4

Me too.

1:36.6

Jennifer Strength.

1:38.0

And I just beat Shadow of the Earth Trees, Final Boss.

1:42.9

So if I'm punchy, if I'm mean, if I say some things that need to be cut out of the podcast, everyone signed an NDA so they can't yell at me.

1:53.7

So, yeah, I'm on one.

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