Dear Internet.

Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the Internet's wildest questions. This week, we're talking about dealing with a scoundrel and thief, fighting

over dinosaurs, and a name that builds character. I'm Jennifer Sheik, and with me is Tim Lanning.

Hello, Jennifer. Big Bristow. Hello, Jennifer. And Michael DeMorrow. Hello, Jennifer. What's up, boys? What's up, boys? Michael made me drink a beer. Yeah, Michael forced him to drink a beer. You know, you don't drink a beer while we report us. You're a bitch. After Michael got back from over the pond, he loves to drink a Guinness, and I love it, and I want to support it.

And when I saw him drinking a beer and he never drinks, he's essentially calling me the pussy boy.

Yeah.

My liver's got it too good for too long.

He's always saying it's 5 o'clock in Wales, and it's like 9 a.m. on a Monday. Well, it's a five hour difference. So, you know, that works. I mean, now. I thought it was like eight. And not for the UK. Well, yeah, I guess Wales is to the left. Wait, I don't know where else is. That island is fucking crazy. There's two of them there, too.

Our do you little islands there together.

That's correct. When I was in London, I greeted everybody and I said, I'm on island time.

Give me a beer.

Mahalo.

They loved it.

They loved it.

Are you about dinosaurs?

What are we?

Carl and donut? Oh, what's up? Boy, arguing about dinosaurs. What are we? Carl and donut. Oh, boy, I understand that now. I understand that reference now. Jennifer just met Mongo. I did. We finished the first, uh, Carl book together. Yeah, Jennifer's like a super fan now, right? Yeah. What are you talking about? I am enjoying it. The dungeon crawler, Carl.

It's taken the world by storm.

We've been listening to it while putting puzzles together, so we finished a puzzle yesterday.

It worked out perfectly, actually, pretty much.

Like, we finished the book and finished the puzzle and started the next book.

Yeah.

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