Dear Internet.

Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the Internet's wildest question.

This week, we're talking about an exploding little free library.

A bird beefing with your home meat.

And letting your aunt eat dog food.

That's A-U.

A-U-N-T.

I'm Jervisheet, and with me is Tim Lannig. Hey, Jennifer. The ant correctors. The hand correctors. Oh, Nick Fristow. Hello. Jennifer. And Michael DeMorrow. Hello, Jennifer. Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. I'm so happy right now. All right. Michael does this very scary frog voice and I love it so much. It's like we make him do it all the time. You did it for a character in Greetings for pictures. This is his normal voice. He puts on his radio voice. It's so hard to do this voice. Yeah. The podcaster voice?

I'm glad I can finally just let it go and be myself.

Oh, I hate it.

Oh, Michael, you forgot to do your broadcast voice.

Yeah, yeah.

Stop.

Come on.

Yeah, I mean, people love to hear a voice while they're driving into work that actively makes their throat hurt.

I think that's good.

As a fan of big chunky bubbles from Comedy Bang Bang, I do feel that way.

Thanks.

There's a little bit of chunky bubbles in there.

Sometimes voices are annoying and that's funny.

Yeah, that's true.

As a comedy bang, bang,

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