Dear Internet.

Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the Internet's wildest questions. This week, we're talking about a boyfriend that makes you say good grief.

An arrow as skinny as a needle and a horse hygiene. I'm Jennifer Cheek and with me is Tim Lanning.

Hello, Jennifer. Nick Bristow.

Hello, Jennifer.

And special guest, Nika Howard.

Hello, Jennifer.

Yeah.

Michael couldn't join us today.

Well, it's, well, it's Michael's fault.

It's Michael's fault.

It's more mine and Tim's fault because we had to watch a wrestling paper view at our normal recording time.

That is true.

Mike already had plans on Monday evening.

So we're like, you know what?

Let's ask Nika to join us.

Right.

Yeah.

Michael just texted us or message just a picture gloating about his, like, cool dinner. He's hanging out for dinner. With our friends. He's being ramen. That's so fucking rude. Who are these children? Those are, that's. Wait, is it Ivana and them? Why, there's some. My gosh. Yes, friend of Ivana's. I don't know that, too. They have too many children. Like, they reproduced and they thought it was fun, so they did it again. They did it again. That's crazy. And they had beautiful children. Well, good for them. They do. So Michael's hanging out with our friends and they're cool, beautiful children. And we're here shocking about insane things, all right?

The four non-kid-hivers.

Yes.

That is true.

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