Dear Internet.

Welcome to Dear Internet.

The show where a group of friends come together to answer the internet's wildest

questions. This week, we're talking about a turkey abomination. How scary female ghosts are,

and seeing things through your situation ship's eyes. I'm Jennifer Cheek, and with me is

Tim Lennon. Hello, Jennifer. Nick Bristow. Hello, Jennifer. And Michael DeMorrow. Hello, Jennifer. What's up, boys? Hey, what's up? Guys, we're in the slide to Turkey Week. Okay. It's November. That's a situation shit. I got Turkey Week on the mine because I have to travel in North Carolina. Yeah, yeah. I'm most stressed about it.

But it'll be fine.

Michael, no spoilers.

All right.

Don't bring up future questions.

That's not what this time is for.

I'm currently in negotiations.

I apparently don't have to go to Carly's dad's house if she doesn't have to go to my mom's house for Thanksgiving. Whoa. It feels like a fair. You shook on it. You shook on your deal. Wait, is that mean you're going to each go alone? Well, no, sorry. So that's cry. I should have said Christmas. Her dad's for Christmas. I see. So this is, because their Thanksgiving happened ages ago. Yeah. That's done. It's a dirty foreigner. She's an exotic Canadian. Yes, yeah, yeah. She's so different. They do Thanksgiving on the wrong day for some reason. Yeah. They do it like wicked early because it gets cold. They're fast. I don't know. So you guys aren't going to these dinners is what you're... No, we're going. We're soloing them. That's what I was asking. You're going by yourself. That's crazy. I love that for you. Well, in this way, I won't have to go to my mom for christmas if i go for thanksgiving that's what i'm thinking

okay i'm confused i'm trying to minimize my new jersey time guys yeah i love them also i love the

i love the multi-dust i love the multi-death are gonna fuck this up and you're gonna go to her dad's by

yourself probably and she's gonna go to mom's by herself and you're like

why do we do this? Why do we do this? This is even worse than normal. Well, I don't entirely

understand what you're talking about but I'm excited to see how it goes. You know, I think I think

there's a lot of fun that could be had. And she should come.

She should come down because, you know, I was going to go to New York City before

Momadani ruins it.

Yeah, you got to go before all the free child care and like, you know.

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