Dear Internet.

Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the Internet's wildest questions. This week, we're talking about raw meat energy, the inner child of swab older men,

and a marriage ruined by plants and landscape. I'm Jennifer Sheet. Who with me is Tim Lennon.

Hello, Jennifer. Nick Brennie. Hello, Jennifer.

Nick Bristow.

Hello, Jennifer.

And Michael DeMorrow.

Hello, Jennifer.

Howdy, boys.

It's June 2025.

We took for a break last week because it was a damn holiday, okay?

It's June.

Tim and I... It's got to be, June. Tim and I were pretty hungover from getting too rowdy for wrestling. Oh, last week. Yeah, last week. It was a Memorial Day. Traveling. It was just not. We needed a week off. But Nick was gone. It's his fault. Nick was gone. I was like, you guys go ahead and do it without me. And then, um... And we said, okay.

I'd rather die. And then when it came time to record, we're like, we can't. We need Nick. I'm like sitting on a plane, like, while it's being actively delayed because of the thunderstorms. And then like, I look and like, no, word you. We're not going to do it. I was like, okay. I guess I'm not coming home then, even though you would have got home at like midnight.

Yeah, yeah, no, we're not going to do it. I'm like, okay. I guess I'm not coming home then, even though you would have got home at like midnight.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think it would have been tough.

Yeah, we, it was, it was awful because we were there, we were home, and they wouldn't less off the plane.

That's the, no, that's terrible.

Yeah, because of rain.

So we're just like, okay, we're going to sit.

What?

Now, Nick, did you see this thing that happened recently, this viral event where a child was singing over the speaker going into Orlando singing a Moana song?

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